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V I C E L O R D
King of Illyria
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
YOU BUILT LIKE A PREGNANT SEAL
Pilot. Apprentice. Friend.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Alden Akaran Theme
W R A T H
Your posts are as consistent as Metus' child support payments.
You look like an amber alert waiting to happen.
And your mug looks like you're the reason they'd need to call one in.
You're not the dumbest person in the galaxy, but you sure better hope he doesn't die.
Edited by Alden Akaran, 22 January 2019 - 04:22 AM.
But the invasions that could fit under that gut though?
What do you know about being a man? I'm pretty sure you make eggs for your man every morning.
If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ
Edited by Alden Akaran, 22 January 2019 - 04:26 AM.
Did the doctor slap your mum when your born, for being sooo ugly?
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Save your breath, hun - you're gonna need it to blow up your date.
You've got a great body. Too bad there's no workout routine for a face
Well you know, your mother tried to find one for you.
You'r about as important as the white crayon
and, crayons are important. Darth Carnifex said so.
So you're less important, than a blue crayon.
Edited by Hailey Sosis, 22 January 2019 - 04:38 AM.
People will not only remember your death, they will celebrate it.
erm your meant to roast me, not delight me.
There won't be any pictures of you at your funeral, as the camera keeps breaking.
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