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This game is brought to you by CIS Chat: What's in YOUR Homeowner's Association? #InsideJoke

Rules are simple, keep it PG-13 and roast the person above you.

Also, you're built like a mattress.

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Adron Malvern

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

 

 

 

YOU BUILT LIKE A PREGNANT SEAL 

 

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Alden Akaran

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Did your parents have any children that lived?



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Valencia Hadley

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Adron Malvern

Your posts are as consistent as Metus' child support payments.


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Valencia Hadley

 

You look like an amber alert waiting to happen.

 

 


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Valencia Hadley

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Adron Malvern

 

And your mug looks like you're the reason they'd need to call one in.


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Darth Metus

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You could fit a WHOLE Dominion between the gaps in your teeth cuz

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You're not the dumbest person in the galaxy, but you sure better hope he doesn't die.


Edited by Alden Akaran, 22 January 2019 - 04:22 AM.


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Adron Malvern

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Darth Metus

 

But the invasions that could fit under that gut though?

 


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Adron Malvern

You'll never be the man your mother is.

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Adron Malvern

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What do you know about being a man? I'm pretty sure you make eggs for your man every morning. 

 

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Alden Akaran

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Adron Malvern

 

If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ


Edited by Alden Akaran, 22 January 2019 - 04:26 AM.


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Did the doctor slap your mum when your born, for being sooo ugly?



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Save your breath, hun - you're gonna need it to blow up your date.


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Hailey Sosis

 

You've got a great body. Too bad there's no workout routine for a face



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Hailey Sosis

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Alden Akaran

 

Well you know, your mother tried to find one for you.



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Hailey Sosis

 

You'r about as important as the white crayon



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Hailey Sosis

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and, crayons are important. Darth Carnifex said so.

So you're less important, than a blue crayon.


Edited by Hailey Sosis, 22 January 2019 - 04:38 AM.


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Alden Akaran

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Hailey Sosis

 

People will not only remember your death, they will celebrate it.



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Hailey Sosis

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erm your meant to roast me, not delight me.

There won't be any pictures of you at your funeral, as the camera keeps breaking.