Posted 25 October 2015 - 05:45 PM
my situation is: You are using your laptop in a starbucks, because you are writing a story for an esteemed newspaper.
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The bill turns out to be the first of a rain of counterfeit currency, which you duplicate happily and easily, for a short time making everyone a millionaire until a loaf of bred costs more than ten 100 dollar bills combined, the worlds economy crashes so badly that people invade each other for resources, we reach defcon 1 and a nuclear winter is soon upon us. The 100 dollar bill survives but you can only spend it at a thrift store buying radioactive glasses of water at 50 dollars a go, which only leaves you enough for two, but you have three kids to feed. You have to choose, leaving one out, who then goes on a murderous rampage looking for water, becoming the next warlord and ruling over the remains of the earth with an iron first using your family name.
A leaf blows into your doorway.
Posted 25 October 2015 - 06:54 PM
Then you remember that 6 years ago, dogs took over the world, and humans became the pets, you walk through town to see the dog statues, and pet groomers, and the dog library, it is a terrible existence.
Situation: You buy a muffin, at a bakery known for their delicious muffins.
(btw 50th post:D )
Edited by Kalyn Skirata, 25 October 2015 - 07:01 PM.
Posted 25 October 2015 - 07:20 PM
You go to read the news paper....
Everyday a Monday
Posted 26 October 2015 - 09:09 PM
Do I need to add anything I mean that by it's self is a worse case scenario
He turns out to be a demon in disguise and is here to steal the lives of everyone there... including you
You get told you won the lottery and you receive...
Edited by Becdaua Ikon, 26 October 2015 - 09:11 PM.
Posted 26 October 2015 - 10:46 PM
and you waste away watching random cat videos then pulled back to reality as a spider and you are crushed by a shoe, you are again pulled back to reality as a spider this time you were eating by another spider, this incarnation you are crushed by a newspaper, in this incarnation you live out your life as a spider peacefully and finally travel to the next world... As a spider
You walking down the road when suddenly...
Posted 27 October 2015 - 12:12 AM
But the Magical Entity™ granting the wish takes everything extremely literally, so you manage to bone yourself royally.
You hear a noise during the night and turn on your bedroom light only to discover...