Captain Antio Way’lurr
Character
Ship: Modified Rectifier Heavy Cruiser named Verdict
"I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here this evening?" Announced the Devaronian chief of staff. Clusters of crewmen of various races had gathered lazily around the horned man as he stood on a plasteel crate. The forward hangar bay was largely empty, save for one old B-wing fighter that was torn apart with a litany of diagnostic leads sticking out of it. The rest of the fighters were out on a patrol sweep. The massive, thick bay doors behind the crew chief were shut with a jagged line separating the top and bottom half. A mag-con field shimmered as a redundant safety measure, lightly distorting the rusty streaks trailing down from the partition line.
There was a growing silence as vacant expressions patiently waited for their speaker to complete his intro. Finally, after he figured he had their full attention, he continued, "so, bad news; the Pod of whales got away, no one is getting paid today."
The crowd stirred only marginally, with mostly confused expressions as a handful of them looked to each other with silent inquiries. No one really took the crew chief seriously. They knew him as something of a joker, and he was famous for making dramatic entrances. But they also all knew when he was drawing attention to an important issue, and only a select few would have the clout to follow up with a question.
An old wookie, a mechanic that had a reputation for being a good mentor, chimed in with warbling growl that carried an inquisitive tone.
"Woah, you win a prize with that one! I didn't even notice the fighters were missing!" The devaronian mimed an animated gesture of looking around, trying to find the "missing fighters". The expressions of the crowd went from confusion to mild annoyance. Lune, the Devaronian chief of staff, decided to start zeroing in on the issue, "well, I'm glad someone was paying attention around here. Congratulations, you're the only one getting paid!" There was an obvious dark edge to his tone that denoted his lack of sincerity. Finally, he decided that was enough foreplay and that it was time to get to business, "look, I know you guys are all on contract, but this is getting ridiculous. We didn't hire you guys to sit around in a blasé state of mind all of the bloody time. I mean, it happens… a lot. I get it. And we pay you well to do it! But this ship is becoming an embarrassment. The rust on this bay door is the first thing people see when they come on board, and everything after that is worse. We have tools all over the place, guys taking naps in weird places, and this fighter has been getting diagnosed for the past week. Like, are we trying to make a career out of that thing?" As he pointed to the disassembled B-wing, a few chuckles came from parts of the crowd that were far away from the hangar techs. The hangar techs just stood there, scowling in silence.
"look guys, we've been at this site for almost a month. Between you and me, the Captain is getting antsy waiting for these whales to break formation. The permit still hasn't come through, and we're gonna have to start 'having a lot of accidents' with the whales if we're ever gonna get a return on this job. You guys are getting paid well, so getting this place cleaned up will help his state of mind, and our bonuses will be bigger." A few nods rippled through the congregation, so he proceeded, pleased, "ok, so I want crew chiefs to put together details. I want this door buffed and painted. I'm tired of looking at it. And that fighter is getting fixed! It only had an outage on the starboard targetting Lazer and I can't figure out why you guys are taking so long to finish it. And I want some proactivity from you. If you see something, own it, fix it, and report it. Get permits from the office if you see anything mechanical, but for the love of the Gods, please stop clearing off storage shelves for naps! This is getting out of hand."
Captain Way'lurr quietly watched the holodisplay as his eleven fighters took turns doing probing flybys on the pod of whales. His other two senior bridge managers stood with him in equally clean white uniforms, customarily white, and trimmed with ornate gold tassels to denote civillian officers of military origins. They had served with him a long time, having left the Elysium navy together when they decided to get into commercial hunting.
The manager on his left finally spoke up, "Lune says the boys are 'coming-to' now. I guess it didn't take much to get them to snap out of their funk. They were just bored. This crew isn't too bad, honestly."
Antio nodded, "I didn't think it would be that bad. Our guild rep is a pretty good recruiter. It's not like we're a military ship anymore. If you let civilian contractors get some controlled 'chill' time, they tend to do well when it's action time. They had a day to get cleaned up, and they are putting the last panels back on that B-wing right now. I think we're as ready as we're going to get."
"Strike while the iron is hot," murmured the officer on his right, "are you sure you're not going to wait for the permit? I know the chances are slim that…"
"I know, Breve. I normally would wait, but we need to get this job done. We have a client contract to start in two weeks, and I already don't like how little time we have left for the refit. I've got friends who can set up a retroactive permit, as long as we can make it look like an accident."
"I still don get what's taking so long for this permit. We did submit it earlier this year, right?" Said Carvahan on Antio's left.
"I submitted the forms myself," Antio explained patiently for the hundredth time, "You know I did. Our old officer wasn't there, and there was some young Twi'lekk girl working. I should have asked for another rep in hindsight."
Breve elbowed him lightly in the ribs, "you were distracted by that young pretty face. It's understandable."
"Not true!" Antio denied jokingly with a dry tone, "we Dorneans can't stand skinny tail-heads! You take that back, pervert!"
Both Breve and Carvahan laughed. Breve opened his mouth to prod his captain further when the comms officer spoke up, "a small group of Purgils are breaking off to chase the B-wings, sir. The squadron leader says they seem mad this time, and committed. We have our opening!"
"All hands to your stations! General quarters!" Antio announced loudly, springing into action. Klaxons rang throughout the old cruiser and lights dimmed to General Quarters Red in areas where crews were scrambling to their assigned stations. Being civilians, they would take longer to get to full readiness than militarily trained personnel, but for their purposes, this was good enough.
"Have the fighters draw the purgil further away from the main pod. Once all division chiefs have reported full readiness, bring the Verdict on a heading straight for the ones in pursuit and bring the ion canons to bear on those whales. We'll get them stunned and speared, and have tractor beam operators watch for runners."
"Are we going for the old 'self defence' gimmick, sir?" Asked Carvahan.
"As long as no one else is here to witness what we're doing, the permit office only has our word to go by. Let's hope that our luck favours us today."
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- Composite lasers replaced with NNJ-40 ION cannons, optimized for stunning.
- Big Cat lasers replaced with heavy duty Harpoon and Towcable turrets.
- Hangar: one squadron of outdated surplus B-wings (two seated).
- Aft cockpit turret is substituted with a Harpoon and Towcable for towing purposes.
"I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here this evening?" Announced the Devaronian chief of staff. Clusters of crewmen of various races had gathered lazily around the horned man as he stood on a plasteel crate. The forward hangar bay was largely empty, save for one old B-wing fighter that was torn apart with a litany of diagnostic leads sticking out of it. The rest of the fighters were out on a patrol sweep. The massive, thick bay doors behind the crew chief were shut with a jagged line separating the top and bottom half. A mag-con field shimmered as a redundant safety measure, lightly distorting the rusty streaks trailing down from the partition line.
There was a growing silence as vacant expressions patiently waited for their speaker to complete his intro. Finally, after he figured he had their full attention, he continued, "so, bad news; the Pod of whales got away, no one is getting paid today."
The crowd stirred only marginally, with mostly confused expressions as a handful of them looked to each other with silent inquiries. No one really took the crew chief seriously. They knew him as something of a joker, and he was famous for making dramatic entrances. But they also all knew when he was drawing attention to an important issue, and only a select few would have the clout to follow up with a question.
An old wookie, a mechanic that had a reputation for being a good mentor, chimed in with warbling growl that carried an inquisitive tone.
"Woah, you win a prize with that one! I didn't even notice the fighters were missing!" The devaronian mimed an animated gesture of looking around, trying to find the "missing fighters". The expressions of the crowd went from confusion to mild annoyance. Lune, the Devaronian chief of staff, decided to start zeroing in on the issue, "well, I'm glad someone was paying attention around here. Congratulations, you're the only one getting paid!" There was an obvious dark edge to his tone that denoted his lack of sincerity. Finally, he decided that was enough foreplay and that it was time to get to business, "look, I know you guys are all on contract, but this is getting ridiculous. We didn't hire you guys to sit around in a blasé state of mind all of the bloody time. I mean, it happens… a lot. I get it. And we pay you well to do it! But this ship is becoming an embarrassment. The rust on this bay door is the first thing people see when they come on board, and everything after that is worse. We have tools all over the place, guys taking naps in weird places, and this fighter has been getting diagnosed for the past week. Like, are we trying to make a career out of that thing?" As he pointed to the disassembled B-wing, a few chuckles came from parts of the crowd that were far away from the hangar techs. The hangar techs just stood there, scowling in silence.
"look guys, we've been at this site for almost a month. Between you and me, the Captain is getting antsy waiting for these whales to break formation. The permit still hasn't come through, and we're gonna have to start 'having a lot of accidents' with the whales if we're ever gonna get a return on this job. You guys are getting paid well, so getting this place cleaned up will help his state of mind, and our bonuses will be bigger." A few nods rippled through the congregation, so he proceeded, pleased, "ok, so I want crew chiefs to put together details. I want this door buffed and painted. I'm tired of looking at it. And that fighter is getting fixed! It only had an outage on the starboard targetting Lazer and I can't figure out why you guys are taking so long to finish it. And I want some proactivity from you. If you see something, own it, fix it, and report it. Get permits from the office if you see anything mechanical, but for the love of the Gods, please stop clearing off storage shelves for naps! This is getting out of hand."
The next day
Captain Way'lurr quietly watched the holodisplay as his eleven fighters took turns doing probing flybys on the pod of whales. His other two senior bridge managers stood with him in equally clean white uniforms, customarily white, and trimmed with ornate gold tassels to denote civillian officers of military origins. They had served with him a long time, having left the Elysium navy together when they decided to get into commercial hunting.
The manager on his left finally spoke up, "Lune says the boys are 'coming-to' now. I guess it didn't take much to get them to snap out of their funk. They were just bored. This crew isn't too bad, honestly."
Antio nodded, "I didn't think it would be that bad. Our guild rep is a pretty good recruiter. It's not like we're a military ship anymore. If you let civilian contractors get some controlled 'chill' time, they tend to do well when it's action time. They had a day to get cleaned up, and they are putting the last panels back on that B-wing right now. I think we're as ready as we're going to get."
"Strike while the iron is hot," murmured the officer on his right, "are you sure you're not going to wait for the permit? I know the chances are slim that…"
"I know, Breve. I normally would wait, but we need to get this job done. We have a client contract to start in two weeks, and I already don't like how little time we have left for the refit. I've got friends who can set up a retroactive permit, as long as we can make it look like an accident."
"I still don get what's taking so long for this permit. We did submit it earlier this year, right?" Said Carvahan on Antio's left.
"I submitted the forms myself," Antio explained patiently for the hundredth time, "You know I did. Our old officer wasn't there, and there was some young Twi'lekk girl working. I should have asked for another rep in hindsight."
Breve elbowed him lightly in the ribs, "you were distracted by that young pretty face. It's understandable."
"Not true!" Antio denied jokingly with a dry tone, "we Dorneans can't stand skinny tail-heads! You take that back, pervert!"
Both Breve and Carvahan laughed. Breve opened his mouth to prod his captain further when the comms officer spoke up, "a small group of Purgils are breaking off to chase the B-wings, sir. The squadron leader says they seem mad this time, and committed. We have our opening!"
"All hands to your stations! General quarters!" Antio announced loudly, springing into action. Klaxons rang throughout the old cruiser and lights dimmed to General Quarters Red in areas where crews were scrambling to their assigned stations. Being civilians, they would take longer to get to full readiness than militarily trained personnel, but for their purposes, this was good enough.
"Have the fighters draw the purgil further away from the main pod. Once all division chiefs have reported full readiness, bring the Verdict on a heading straight for the ones in pursuit and bring the ion canons to bear on those whales. We'll get them stunned and speared, and have tractor beam operators watch for runners."
"Are we going for the old 'self defence' gimmick, sir?" Asked Carvahan.
"As long as no one else is here to witness what we're doing, the permit office only has our word to go by. Let's hope that our luck favours us today."
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