Grigory the Bear
Bolshevik Space Bear
There was a trick to moving silently. Most people thought it was about not stepping on things, or running into them, carefully placing every footstep in the most unobtrusive manner possible. Grigory knew better. Whether in the forest or the city, there was no way to avoid making noise. The trick, he had learned, was to worry less about what he was stepping on, and more about when he did the stepping. Every place had its own cadence, a signature every bit as distinctive as a skyline or mountain peak. If you were patient, observant, and just a little lucky, you could cover a lot of ground very quickly, without making any noises that would rise above the level of background noise. To truly be silent, you didn't have to remove yourself from the aural landscape, you became a part of it.
Practical invisibility was much the same. In the movies, secret agents wore all black and hid in the darkest of shadows. In real life, Grigory ate chumps like that for breakfast. Or, occasionally, lunch. In nature, true blackness was hard to come by. In a city, it was an endangered species, and was almost always artificial. The real pros wore muted browns, greys, and greens, drab colors that wouldn't be out of place anywhere. Since his own fur coat was an unassuming brown, the mammoth hunter had a natural advantage in that department. His enormous size was something of a hindrance, but not as much as one might think. Though there was a distinct shortage of oversized sapient bears in the galaxy, cities were always teeming with strange lifeforms. Acting like you were trying to hide made you stick out like a sore thumb. Adopting the dreary trudge of a longterm resident went a long way towards blending you into the background. The alert, watchful mind was tuned to pick out discrepancies. Anything that acted like it was supposed to be there, no matter how odd it might seem, tended to get discarded as background noise.
To make a long story short, Grigory's prey didn't know he was there until a six centimeter claw tapped him lightly on the shoulder.
"You are Bossman, da?" the bear boomed, his voice somewhere between a basso rumble and a guttural roar. His vocal chords weren't designed for anything resembling speech, but they got the job done.
The little Rodian jumped in surprise, or at least, he tried to. It was hard to get much airtime when nearly a tonne and a half of ursine muscle decided you should stay planted.
"Who's asking?" the alien squeaked. Despite his initial shock, he had the bravado, perhaps arrogance, of someone who was quite used to getting their way.
"I am Grigory," the bear replied cheerfully. "Have been looking for you all night.
"You're not a cop, are you?" Bossman said, spitting the word cop like the something unspeakably foul.
"Of course not. No, Comrade, I keep the jackboot off the neck of the proletariat, not on it. So, are you Bossman?"
The bear's voice, heavily accented, practically shook the walls of the nearby buildings. The little alleyway wasn't much to look at, and it smelled even worse than it looked. Not the sort of place you'd normally find a crime boss, unless he was on his way to or from something clandestine and unsavory. In this case, Bossman was on his way back from one of the brothels he controlled. Brothels, typically, didn't have to hide, but this one catered to a very specific sort of clientele, the sort whose positions and tastes meant that secrecy was paramount. Having a mistress or two was acceptable, even expected, among the bourgeois, Grigory knew. Prostitutes and escorts were less socially acceptable, but still not out of the realm of normal. What happened in this particular brothel had shocked even him.
"I'm Bossman, yeah," the Rodian said, sneering. "What's it to ya?"
"Dinner."
Most species of bears have thick, blunted claws meant for climbing. Grigory was not most bears. His were long, retractable, and meant for killing, more like a predatory cat than anything ursine. He placed a paw on the back of the Rodian's neck, forced his head forward, and sent a razor sharp claw sprouting through the brain stem. The body twitched once, then went limp. Good. Pretty much anything with primate ancestry, he had learned, had to be killed quickly. If they got a chance to tense up, the meat would be tougher. Not much of a problem if you planned to eat it raw and fresh, but Grigory wasn't a complete animal. He liked to save choice cuts for later, and although he was a surprisingly good cook, he wasn't a miracle worker. There was only so much you could do with muscle fibers bunched up in agony from a slow, lingering death.
With practiced efficiency, the bear pierced the abdominal wall with a claw, and slit it open. Inside were the prizes any hunter cherished: the kidneys, liver, and heart. Organ meat was best ate fresh, seasoned with bile from the gallbladder. Rodians only had a couple of cuts suitable for eating raw, namely the backstraps and flank muscles, but those required a bit of work to butcher properly. The kidneys though, they were like little nuggets of flavor, and were nice and tender to boot. He plucked one out and popped it in his mouth, savoring the texture.
Before he had a chance to go back for seconds, however, there was a rustling nearby.
"Who's there?" he demanded, annoyed that his well earned meal was about to be interrupted.
Practical invisibility was much the same. In the movies, secret agents wore all black and hid in the darkest of shadows. In real life, Grigory ate chumps like that for breakfast. Or, occasionally, lunch. In nature, true blackness was hard to come by. In a city, it was an endangered species, and was almost always artificial. The real pros wore muted browns, greys, and greens, drab colors that wouldn't be out of place anywhere. Since his own fur coat was an unassuming brown, the mammoth hunter had a natural advantage in that department. His enormous size was something of a hindrance, but not as much as one might think. Though there was a distinct shortage of oversized sapient bears in the galaxy, cities were always teeming with strange lifeforms. Acting like you were trying to hide made you stick out like a sore thumb. Adopting the dreary trudge of a longterm resident went a long way towards blending you into the background. The alert, watchful mind was tuned to pick out discrepancies. Anything that acted like it was supposed to be there, no matter how odd it might seem, tended to get discarded as background noise.
To make a long story short, Grigory's prey didn't know he was there until a six centimeter claw tapped him lightly on the shoulder.
"You are Bossman, da?" the bear boomed, his voice somewhere between a basso rumble and a guttural roar. His vocal chords weren't designed for anything resembling speech, but they got the job done.
The little Rodian jumped in surprise, or at least, he tried to. It was hard to get much airtime when nearly a tonne and a half of ursine muscle decided you should stay planted.
"Who's asking?" the alien squeaked. Despite his initial shock, he had the bravado, perhaps arrogance, of someone who was quite used to getting their way.
"I am Grigory," the bear replied cheerfully. "Have been looking for you all night.
"You're not a cop, are you?" Bossman said, spitting the word cop like the something unspeakably foul.
"Of course not. No, Comrade, I keep the jackboot off the neck of the proletariat, not on it. So, are you Bossman?"
The bear's voice, heavily accented, practically shook the walls of the nearby buildings. The little alleyway wasn't much to look at, and it smelled even worse than it looked. Not the sort of place you'd normally find a crime boss, unless he was on his way to or from something clandestine and unsavory. In this case, Bossman was on his way back from one of the brothels he controlled. Brothels, typically, didn't have to hide, but this one catered to a very specific sort of clientele, the sort whose positions and tastes meant that secrecy was paramount. Having a mistress or two was acceptable, even expected, among the bourgeois, Grigory knew. Prostitutes and escorts were less socially acceptable, but still not out of the realm of normal. What happened in this particular brothel had shocked even him.
"I'm Bossman, yeah," the Rodian said, sneering. "What's it to ya?"
"Dinner."
Most species of bears have thick, blunted claws meant for climbing. Grigory was not most bears. His were long, retractable, and meant for killing, more like a predatory cat than anything ursine. He placed a paw on the back of the Rodian's neck, forced his head forward, and sent a razor sharp claw sprouting through the brain stem. The body twitched once, then went limp. Good. Pretty much anything with primate ancestry, he had learned, had to be killed quickly. If they got a chance to tense up, the meat would be tougher. Not much of a problem if you planned to eat it raw and fresh, but Grigory wasn't a complete animal. He liked to save choice cuts for later, and although he was a surprisingly good cook, he wasn't a miracle worker. There was only so much you could do with muscle fibers bunched up in agony from a slow, lingering death.
With practiced efficiency, the bear pierced the abdominal wall with a claw, and slit it open. Inside were the prizes any hunter cherished: the kidneys, liver, and heart. Organ meat was best ate fresh, seasoned with bile from the gallbladder. Rodians only had a couple of cuts suitable for eating raw, namely the backstraps and flank muscles, but those required a bit of work to butcher properly. The kidneys though, they were like little nuggets of flavor, and were nice and tender to boot. He plucked one out and popped it in his mouth, savoring the texture.
Before he had a chance to go back for seconds, however, there was a rustling nearby.
"Who's there?" he demanded, annoyed that his well earned meal was about to be interrupted.