A BIIIIG party

[Vulpesen]

Soo, I was at work... dying.... hungry... legs about to fall off, and wanting to escape reality... so my mind took a vacation here to Chaos. And I thought to myself... I own a recovering planet.... a recovering planet needs money. How do I get money? So, I decided... host a party... a really big party. Not a ball or a gala like we see every week or so... I mean a REALLY BIG PARTY.


Its an idea in progress, but the general idea is, EVERYONE IS INVITED(please, just don't blow up my home... I will drop you in the middle of a desert with nothing but your skivies). People arrive to this wild party where food and drink is absolutely free, and the festivities last a week, planet wide. Enjoy all veradune has to offer, wildlife, fight clubs, gardens, whatever ya want.

The catch is.... once ya leave your ship... I'm having my engineers take out the engines.... you're stuck here. for a week. After the week is done, we fix your engines and ya go back home. If ya got stuff that needs taken care of, I'll send people to do it for ya(so long as it aint something like Genocide). If ya got an emergency such as a brother's wedding or pappi is dying, then I'll fix your ship and you can leave(party pooper...). Otherwise, you're stuck here. Three meals a day with free room and board. But giant fox rides, snacks, excursions, and souvenirs cost extra.


My question now is, who's interested in being semi-kidnapped in a planet wide resort/party?

 

[Slot 12]

.... Mind if I come? <w>
[member="Vulpesen"]

 

[Vulpesen]

[member="Neshoba Nodi"]

Not at all!

But while fun, we'll need more than two for a big party

 

[Gren Reaper]

[member="Vulpesen"]

I will attend. As long as I have a good reason for coming ya know, being an agent and all.

 

[Vulpesen]

I intend to hijack the internet to give an invitation to everyone...

[member="Gren Reaper"]

 

[Caulder Dune]

I own a recovering planet.... a recovering planet needs money. How do I get money?

Nothing you have described here even remotely resembles any business plan that would turn a profit.

 

[Vulpesen]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

Having thousands of people trapped on the planet, buying things that have been stockpiled and will be wasted if we don't give it to someone... Theres an entire industry dedicated to this. Its called tourism

 

[Jaccer Ramirez]

I would come, but...

I'll send people to do it for ya(so long as it aint something like Genocide)

And we all know that genocidal campaigns don't run themselves.

 

[Caulder Dune]

[member="Vulpesen"]

If you don't understand that it costs more money to feed and house all of these people (as well as pay for the sabotaging for thousands of starships) than you could get on returns from "fox rides" and "excursions," I really can't help you. Best of luck. Tell your accountant he has my sympathy.

 

[Gren Reaper]

[member="Vulpesen"]

Interesting. I'm sure Ren won't pass up this opportunity.

 

[Slot 12]

^w^ *wags tail happily^

[member="Vulpesen"]

 

[Vulpesen]

[member="Neshoba Nodi"] [member="Gren Reaper"]

Y'all feel free to pull in anyone else ya want to see. I want this to be as large as possible. If its big enough, I might do a thread for each day.

 

[Gren Reaper]

[member="Vulpesen"]

I'll see what I can do

 

[Dune Rhur]

Wow, Darth Salty over there. I love how they go out of their way to endear themselves.