A Completely Different Chris Will Draw Anything for you in 20 seconds

[Pyxis Salm]

Horribly. You guys can appreciate my ascended level of art. I promise you this: I will take any request and attempt to draw it in under 20 seconds with windows paint. With a mouse on highest sensitivity. While listening to 5 different staggered versions of Tunak Tunak Tun. Bring it.

Proof that I am a good artist:

it's harder than it looks. Noses are for the weak

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

Once again I have been proven to be the weakest of the Chris Clan.
I am not worthy of my name.
*bows down to the ultimate Chris*

 

[Pyxis Salm]

Once again I have been proven to be the weakest of the Chris Clan.
I am not worthy of my name.
*bows down to the ultimate Chris*

In honor of your recognition of my prowess.

 

[Garza]

Draw thor.

I swear I will use it as the picture on my bio.

 

[Nyxie]

I will take any request and attempt to draw it in under 20 seconds with windows paint. With a mouse on highest sensitivity.

Bro, do you even 8200 DPI?!

 

[Nyxie]

[member="Pyxis Salm"] - Oooh, do me.

 

[Pyxis Salm]

Draw thor.

I swear I will use it as the picture on my bio.

I cheated by hitting undo twice on the previous drawing but here it is

 

[Gherron Dragovalor]

Draw me a thing. [member="Pyxis Salm"]

 

[Pyxis Salm]

[member="Pyxis Salm"] - Oooh, do me.

EDIT: Just realized that's a cigar and not a spear. OOPS

Bro, do you even 8200 DPI?!

EDIT: [member="Gherron Vael"]

I can really only ever do headshots

 

[Cryax Bane]

[member="Pyxis Salm"] Could you draw Cryax?

 

[Pyxis Salm]

[member="Pyxis Salm"] Could you draw Cryax?

I went for a roblox-esque feeling and I had enough time to draw a shirt

 

[Darth Voracitos]

Do it.

 

[Artemis Vahl'Nyx]

I broke the rules and took 200(ish) seconds instead of 20.

Spoiler

This is what happens when I try to draw with a program I have little-to-no-experience with on a laptop without a mouse or drawing tablet.
And what happens when I take five minutes (200 seconds was a low estimate I used for a joke) instead of 20 seconds.

 

[Pyxis Salm]

Do it.

Don't kill me

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Draw me like one of your earth men, Bubberducky.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

[member="Pyxis Salm"] Excellent >:3

*tummy rumble*

Start runnin'.

 

[Jsc]

A Ham Sandwich please.

 

[Pyxis Salm]

Draw me like one of your earth men, Bubberducky.

As requested

 

[Pyxis Salm]

A Ham Sandwich please.

mistakes were made when i drew the body.

[member="Karen Roberts"]
also a ham sandwich:

 

[Jsc]

I'll have your babies. It's beautiful.