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A Droid Walks Into a Bar...

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Nar Shaddaa, the so-called "smuggler's moon", was a fantastic place for TC-SC 1050 to begin to search for work. The infiltration droid knew very well that relations between the Sith, the Hutts and the Techno Union were quickly eroding. All three had been engaged in a sort of "cold war" for quite some time, and it was only within the last three years that there had been any overt action on the part of any faction. The political atmosphere could not have been any better for business, and business was damned good. 1050 had secured several major contracts, most of them through an independent basis. The joy of splicing into a computer to find all of the governments' juicy secrets was unmatched. The sheer ecstacy of shooting at the "bad guys"--it was what organics called "adrenaline". It was during the contracts that 1050 truly had a sensation that he was fulfilling his programming and his proper destiny. That was why it was so important, at this moment, to find a contract. Something new. Something adventurous.

TC-SC's choice of location wasn't ideal, as many bars in this part of the planet seemed to discriminate against customers who happened to be droids. He could have easily blasted them into tiny pieces, but 1050 thought better of it. He couldn't jeopardize his conspicuous nature. Not yet.

And so he had chosen one of the most backwater, dirty nightclubs that he could find; one of the few that accepted droid customers. "Asylum", they called it. The outside of the club had a sign that was only half-working, and there was barely a lineup outside...though it was packed on the inside. It was a frenzy of dazzling lights, space drugs, spice and various types of liquor. Patrons of all shapes, sizes, races and persuasions were gathered on Asylum's rather cramped dance floor, grinding and smashing together in a manner that 1050 found to be rather savage. There was a bar to the left, bathrooms at the back of the nightclub and a VIP area to his right, which stood on a raised platform. Three bartenders struggled to get drinks (and occasionally space drugs, 1050 noticed) out to the patrons. 1050 made his way towards the bar, knowing that the bartender always held the juiciest secrets.

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It was dark, and several people bumped into TC-SC as he walked through the club. At this time of night, it was packed--however, hiding in plain sight was a tactic the droid employed constantly. Approaching the bar, 1050 rapped twice on the bar counter to get the bartender's attention. The bartender was a human male, about four feet tall. TC-SC scanned his facial expression through his basic psychological analyser, and it blinked on his HUD.

<Threat Level: Minimal. Subject is occupied. Subject is unarmed.>

Good, 1050 thought. This will make things easier.

"Pardon", 1050 began. "This Unit is searching for the owner of this establishment".

"Really", the bartender said stone-faced. He grabbed a glass and began pouring some Mandalorian ale for a parched, husky male Mandalorian eagerly waiting. "Why is that?"

"This Unit seeks employment", 1050 said simply.

The bartender looked annoyed, still concentrating on pouring the drink. "We don't give contracts to droids, and we don't want 'em working in here. "

"You would stand in violation of Clause 12 on the Intergalactic Treaty on Discriminatory Workplace Practices?" 1050 enjoyed the smugness of his statement for a moment. He knew he had only made up the law, but the bartender seemed to have believed him.

The bartender swore, slammed the finished ale in front of the Mandalorian and glared at 1050, as if to say "Try something, Punk". 10-50 simply stared back, queuing up his shoulder-mounted blasters to spring up if the man made a move. Thankfully for 10-50, he did not.

"This Unit would like to hear from the owner", said 10-50. "Not one of his paid goons."

The bartender grunted one more time and stomped off to 10-50's left, towards the VIP area. He approached the table of a male Twi'Lek surrounded with three attractive, female Twi'Lek dancers and pointed in 10-50's direction.

10-50 simply waited, looking around the nightclub for other persons of interest. Someone else seemed to be entering the bar and heading in his direction, but he couldn't make out who it was through the thick fog created by the laser lightshow. He hoped that, whoever it was, their intentions were positive.

[member="HK-666"]
 
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The measured pattern of the Droid's feet were heard against the metal floor of the club. The Droid was quite tall, likely among the tallest 'patrons' in this bar, and it's plating was made of a gleaming red coloure. In it's arms it carried no weapons, though the more observant would be able to tell it was from the truth that it was unarmed.

The 'seemingly' harmless looking protocol droid was making it's way through the crowd toward the bar. Stepping up to it it dialed on the datapad visibible on it's left forearm, dialing up the informations of it's most recent contract.

Looking up at the bar, it would have frowned, if it could. For not only was the bartender gone, but another droid was attempting to 'muscle in' on his turf.

" Taunting Statement: It would appear an inferior model is in my way "

[member="TC-SC 1050"]
 
TC-SC began to realize that the shape moving towards him was an HK-class assassin droid. Immediately, his systems went into high alert, though he remained outwardly calm and collected. Had the Sith found 1050 once again? Had somebody once again put a price on his head? No. That is an illogical improbability.

TC-SC spoke with a hint of mild annoyance. "It would indeed appear that this Unit is in your way. However, there are few nightclubs on this planet accepting droid patrons. Thus, you must share Asylum with the likes of...'inferior'...models". 1050 knew that the HK unit was partially right--that the recent HK upgrades were far beyond his 100-plus-year-old model, which had not been updated since the Techno Union began to dissolve.

1050 thought he could see another figure moving towards him, though the lights made it difficult to tell.

TC-SC kept his attention on the HK droid, but could be seen occasionally peering in the direction of the Twi'Lek male. He began running a full analysis on the HK model, hoping that the stranger didn't notice the subtle click of his diagnostic imaging matrix under the cover of the loud music. TC-SC waited for the HK model to finish its response, and then added, "This Unit knows your true functioning. Who sent you here?"

[member="HK-666"]
[member="HK-51"]
 

DHK-51

Faithful Assassin Droid
DHK-51 wasn't supposed to be in 'Asylum', in fact it would rather be performing it's primary function of hunting down Jedi. It had been brought here by something, perhaps business, or maybe pleasure. It moved through the club, with patron's glancing at it in relative fear. It's new upgrades provided defense against attack that not many could claim. A bouncer gave it a sideways look as it entered the VIP area, but did nothing, he wasn't paid enough for that.

It was then that DHK noticed the two droids, and begun scanning the pair. One was [member="TC-SC 1050"], who was appearing as wanted by the One Sith. The other was [member="HK-666"], a inferior model that should be terminated. DHK watched from a distance, accessing various bounty boards and system diagnostics.
 
[member="TC-SC 1050"]

"Clarifying Statement: Work."

"Courteous Request: For your safety, do not repeat information about my primary functions to others"

"Comaradish Banter: If we can agree on that, I'm sure we can be firm friends"

The HK's sensors easily detected the approaching sound from behind him. Calculated based on it's weight and the sound's echo density, it could only be an [member="HK-51"] Droid, or a massively obese human in space boots

"Polite Disentanglement: Excuse me, I must deal with a model many times more inferior than yours"

"Backhanded Compliment: Even you make it look obsolete"
 
TC-SC would breathe a sigh of relief, if he could. Dealing with Sith assassin droids had become a rather tiresome exercise.

"This Unit of course will keep your secret in its database of many other, more important secrets. Perhaps we might work together in the future...even if you do think this Unit is obsolete."

TC-SC continued to wait at the bar. At this point, the bartender and the male Twi'Lek appeared to be speaking in frenzied, whispered hushes. The Twi'Lek, whom TC-SC presumed to be a manager or owner of the establishment, excuses two of his three lady Twi'Lek friends. The Droid spots a blaster pistol in plain view in a holster hanging from the owner's thigh. Seeing that their conversation was obstinately going nowhere, TC-SC concentrated on the confrontation between the two HK models. This was going to be good. He considered synthesizing himself an armchair and some popcorn, but thought better of it. Too conspicuous.
 

DHK-51

Faithful Assassin Droid
DHK-51 watched as [member="HK-666"] moved towards it, and prepared for engagement. It was equipped with a wrist mounted vibroblade, and it's self preservation protocols were temporarily disabled. If this inferior unit tried to attack, it would be scrapped for parts.

[member="TC-SC 1050"]
 
Sid the Sloth came packing. This particular bar had been holding out on Sid in the past. Time to teach it a lesson.

He hoisted both submachine guns at the bar front and fully auto sprayed the windows, door and wall. He was feeling in the mood, so he gave a sloth war cry.

Soon after his assault began, return fire was given. Blaster bolts whizzed by his sloth body. What were they thinking?? Didn't they know that if they shot at him, they might hit him and kill him? Or worse...

They had learned their lesson. Sid turned his mighty tail and fled in victory.
 
[member="HK-51"]


The HK droid's sensors looked over the competing models silently. This one had forsaken even it's inferior shell for a new one. How could it even call itself an HK droid anymore. He would have shook his head, if the motion was not superflous to requirements. Simple solution, this model would have to be scrapped.

Raising it's left arm, HK-666 Fired a short range ion strike at the droid to disable it
 

DHK-51

Faithful Assassin Droid
The ion shot came as expected, the weapons of the inferior unit had already been identified by the scans DHK had been producing. It moved quickly, side stepping so that the shot narrowly missed it's frame.

"Mocking Declaration: You usually start a conversation with hello, or has your programming forgotten that along with how to properly take out a target?"

[member="HK-666"] [member="TC-SC 1050"]
 
[member="DHK-51"]

Superior Statement: Coversations are meant for equal beings. You are an inferior model, and not worthy of a greeting.

Suggestion: Shutdown and await termination, you outdated rust bucket.

How the droid had dodged his striker, he did not know. Perhaps it had missfired, that was the most likely conclusion. Raising his arm once again, he fire off another striker round. Likely he would have to recharge the module after the fight, mores the pity.
 

DHK-51

Faithful Assassin Droid
"Mocking statement: I'd rather not do..."

That was when the ion shot hit it, cutting off it's sentence and shutting down it's systems systematically.

"Systems failing, shutting down"

[member="HK-666"]
 
Bullets shattered the holo window next to the bar and sent glass shrapnel flying everywhere. The nightclub erupted into screams and everyone began funelling into the exit hallway. People were pushing each other, calling out to loved ones and trying to keep their heads down.

"F***! Assassins!", a human bouncer shouted amongst a Sloth war cry. Four more human thugs arrived as back-up, all wielding blaster rifles: three men and one woman.

The Twi'Lek went for his blaster pistol as soon the submachine gun was leveled towards him. There was a short exchange of gunfire and laser fire between Sid and the Asylum Club's armed bouncers. For thirty seconds straight, the scene was complete chaos. Bullets whizzed past both the HK droids and TC-SC, each shot expertly placed, executing all four body guards. Despite his excellent reflexes, TC-SC was directly in front of the holo window; his front plating was pummeled with bullets. Thankfully, the hull wounds were superficial: no damage to core functions.

<Hull Integrity: 79%>

TC-SC dove behind the bar and pressed his back to it, immediately engaging his combat protocol. Two shoulder-mounted laser rifles popped out from TC-SC and the infiltration droid enthusiastically returned fire at Sid. A well-placed shot by Sid plugged the owner in the chest. He let out a cry of pain and fell backwards over his VIP booth, dead. Sid took off just in time to avid TC-SC firing three shots towards him. The shots struck another holo window, which cracked and then shattered.

The two bouncers guarding the front entrance and the back of the club enter the room from either side, flanking the HKs. They were each armed with blaster pistols.

After firing at Sid, TC-SC saw yet another assassin droid. This one, however, immediately fired at [member="HK-666"]. Ever an enemy of the Sith, TC-SC mistook the @DHK as one of the Sith assassin droids assigned to take him out. Why the assassin droid was attacking [member="HK-666"] and not him was puzzling. Nevertheless, TC-SC leveled his shoulder lasers at @DHK and fired a barrage of five shots.

"DIE, SITH SCUM", TC-SC said in a distorted robotic tone. His shots came late, however, as HK-666 seemed to have disposed of the enemy. The nightclub was empty now except for the droids, the two armed thugs and the bodies of six pedestrians killed in the crossfire.
 
[member="DHK-51"] @StonedCanadian

In the ensuing firefight, both HK-666 And [member="DHK-51"] Were disabled and restrained. The two wound find themselves carted off to the docks, to a warehouse. Two assassin droids, especially ones such as they would fetch a high price at the right bidder.

(Segwaying into a private thread)
 

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