A feast of Heroes, Villians, and everything between

[Darth Voracitos]

So, I've got this idea here, and I think it would be REALLY fun, and there are two ways I can do it, and this doesn't neccissarily mean it has to be a Campaign, but I figured since you're ALL invited into the Manor of the Lord Boke (Darth Voracitos to most), for a smashing party! Whether your Jedi, Mandalorian, Bounty Hunter, Witch, or everything between, you are invited to a friendly dinner with this Fat Lord of the Sith. Be warned though, you will deep behind the borders of the Sith Empire, within the rather dull capital of District 3, the library world of Lorrd. Fear not however, as per request of me (Head, of the Dark Council as appointed by the Empress) have granted you all Diplomatic Immunity and under my personal protection as a host to his guests. Sith are invited, Jedi are invited, Mandalorians are invited, Witches, Shapers, Bounty Hunters, Omega Pyrer's, everyone's invited! That is, except for Clockwork people *stares evily at you* you guys stole my homeworld and wrecked my home away from home. (Just assume that the Clockwork Rebellion is either A: finished, or B: Hasn't happened yet. You know what? Better to just not mention them at all.)

So, before I lay down the ground rules and how I see this going, who is interested in accepting this invite to this smashing party?

 

[Barrett Haskins]

I feel like this is going to bite me in the butt later...

...I'm in! I can't resist free food and beer.

 

[Vincenzo Palminteri]

I'll join for the food, booze, and a good chance to test my meddle

 

[A 'den]

I'm in and who knows I might be that one person that crashes the party.

 

[Barrett Haskins]

...with 'nades?

 

[Vincenzo Palminteri]

Seems you're getting to know people very well.

 

[Barrett Haskins]

You have to get your brand out there if you expect clients.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

Cool, I'll come back tomorrow to see how much interest this gets. If you have any questions please feel free to ask.

 

[Barrett Haskins]

Yeah I got a question, do we go out back to smoke?

 

[A 'den]

...with 'nades?

No I would never do a thing like that... shut up you're going to give away my possible plan.

 

[Jorga the Hutt]

Wouldn't be a party without bad poetry. I'm in.

 

[Vincenzo Palminteri]

OOC: Bard, I always liked ya as a character. Remember that XD

Huh. Never seen a bard before.

 

[Jorga the Hutt]

And you'll never see me again.

I'm a legend, a wraith, ephimeral
The wrong voice with all the right words
I turn posh poeticals feral
By rhyming their tactics with turds

 

[Barrett Haskins]

I'll drink to that.

 

[Jorga the Hutt]

You WILL drink to that, once the banquet starts, 'cause I'll make a pledge, right here, right now.

One original, horrible poem will be included in every post I make in the banquet thread. Said poem will lampoon persons in attendance.

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

Do you have a grav-ball court? If there's food and ball, you know I'll have to throw down.

 

[Ironwolf]

Sounds like a plan.

 

[A 'den]

I have a weird feeling, that no females are going to come.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

I too, am disappointed by this. But to answer your questions.

Smoke outside ya bum! (Just kidding, do whatever. Whatever mess you make my slaves will take care of)
Go right ahead and bring your grenades! But be warned, I have a surprise for you wreckless people.
And of course there will be Grav-ball! And no, I am not the ball no matter how well I role (or float, or whatever it is you do in that sport)

 

[A 'den]

This is going such a big party, with only six coming.