10, 9, 8...
The issues in the code seemed more and more redundant and superficial. It was a complex yet functional mess. Not ergonomic in the slightest, nor something the average manufacturer would put together. In fact, as a whole it appeared to be some kind of attempt at neural emulation.
... 7, 6, 5...
The self destruct refused to go quietly, looping and recursing with mounting frequency. Every counter met with increasingly convoluted and visually distracting problems, as if engineered to cause panic. There was even a countdown in the comments.
... 4, 3, 2...
Functions stopped working properly, the power switch was unresponsive. There wasn't enough time. Whatever was going to happen was happening now.
... 1, 0. Bang.
Nothing. The droid lifted his head, emitting a harsh, scratchy chuckle. "My chronometer agrees with you - then, it's not on the fritz." He felt around himself in a rather lifelike manner, finding the slicing wire connected to him.
"Oh no, I don't need some... script monkey like you messing with my head, thank you very much." Nodding to himself as if confirming something, he jumped to his feet and violently ripped the cable out. "Though you could've nuked me and sold me off, so... thanks?"
Lifting up a metal claw, he glanced aside for a moment. "Hold that thought, Thel, if you can. I understand organics have a short memory." The look became a thousand parsec stare, until after a pause the droid's reactions returned. "Wait, were we talking? Who are you again?"
[member="Sebastian Thel"]