Renegade Rodian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
BALMORRA
SORENN SYRUSH INDUSTRIES MANUFACTURING PLANT
[member="Bareesh Kajidic"] | [member="Amelia Sorenn-Syrush"]
It was that time of the week when the local Sorenn-Syrush Industries manufacturing plant on Balmorra received its usual shipment of materials. A large speeder truck pulled up to the gates of the factory, coming to a stop at the designated security checkpoint. A beleaguered looking fellow in a security uniform stepped out of the pillbox, hot caf in one hand. He used his other arm to check his watch and noted the time - a little after six thirty in the morning. Sun was just coming up. The delivery folks were running late. Unbeknownst to him, this was because the delivery truck had been waylaid earlier so a small force of Syndicate thugs and Kajidic goons could abduct the original drivers and empty the truck of product. This way half of Force 32 and the Kajidic's men could fit in the back.
The other half of Force 32, 3203 "Blue" and 3204 "Green", were in the driver and passenger seat respectively when the security guard came up - an Pantoran and a Mirialan. Odd pair, but nothing to raise alarm over. Both were dressed like truck drivers for the delivery company this plant relied on, just a couple of jumpsuits with a logo on the right breast. Although something about them looked like the suits were ill-fitting, maybe too tight. Or maybe what they were wearing under it was too bulky. Whatever. These clowns were late and the guard didn't want to hold them up any longer than he had too.
"ID, please," he said to the Pantoran in the driver seat, hand outstretched.
"You got it," said 02, reaching down past the sidearm stowed between the seats to pick up his Helix Syndicate standard-issue, fabricated false identity. He passed the card off to the guard.
The picture matched up, so did the rest of the details. But the guard's features turned skeptical when he passed over the name. "Your name is... Federico... Fibonacci?"
04 closed his eyes, anticipating misadventure.
"Yeah," said 02. Matter of factly. Like this wasn't the stupidest name a person could have - although, really, it wasn't.
The guard did not look sufficiently convinced, but handed the ID back anyway and took a sip of his drink. "What kind of name is that?"
"It's Tapani."
He cocked his head to the side, then made a groundbreaking. "But you're a Pantoran."
"And? I'm Tapani too. Tapani-Pantoran. Look it up." Now 02 was getting offended, exactly like a Pantoran with a Tapani name would if his sacred his lineage were questioned. "You never heard of a Tapani-Pantoran?"
"No, as a matter of fact, I haven't." The guard pursed his lips. Don't say anything else, Glen, remember your karma, he thought to himself. "You, in the passenger seat. ID."
"Yeah, sure thing, boss."
04 opened his eyes and reached down as well, only he grabbed the sidearm, pointed it out the window, and fired. The bright blue stun beam caught Glen somewhere around his collarbone and sent him staggering, spasming backwards. 02 raised an arm to shield himself from the spray of caf that flew towards him, but it only splashed against the side of the speeder truck. By the time 02 lowered his arm, 04 had already pulled on his mask, hopped out the passenger door, and was running towards the pillbox to open up the gate.
Well, this was already going great. 02 reached for where he had it stowed and pulled his own mask on, calling out the window. "Why'd you shoot him already?"
"'Cause my ID says Pasquale Provolone," 04 called back. The gate began to rattle open and 04 jogged back in front of the car, hopping back into his seat and slamming the door.
"Yeah, that's fair," 02 decided, gunning the engine and pulling forward. One off-palette Tapani was one thing, but two? That was pushing it. Especially with the alliteration. "Who the hell printed these?"
04 snorted, "Someone out of a damn job when we get back, that's for sure."
They didn't have long to get themselves sorted now, not since they left the security guard twitching in a puddle of hot caf. The speeder truck swerved violently through the road encircling the facility before coming to a grinding halt in the loading bay designated for it.