Apologies for the unintended LOA

[Jack Sparrow]

Sometimes real life kicks you right in the jizz-box* and the face of the earth gets fallen off of. That being said, I apologize to those who I left hanging by my sudden disappearance, and hope I can make it up to you with pie and a refreshing beverage, and perhaps some wholesale larceny. I've missed you all. Well, I've missed you most. I've missed most of you. A drink please, miss.


*Hey. It's a real Star Wars thing. Stop it.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box

 

[John Harrison]

Jizz? Wow

 

[Rebekka Brek Madak]

*eyes jack sparrow*

I think Ive heard about you. They say you are The Worst Pirate to stain the hyperlanes.... and that you have a wooden sword that used to be a sign stake.

i hope to all the dozen goddesses that i run into you, so that we can go drinking and brawling together

 

[John Harrison]

They say I'm better at things. (I feel like film references are in vogue here)

 

[Jack Sparrow]

*eyes jack sparrow*

I think Ive heard about you. They say you are The Worst Pirate to stain the hyperlanes.... and that you have a wooden sword that used to be a sign stake.

i hope to all the dozen goddesses that i run into you, so that we can go drinking and brawling together

But you have heard of me. Certainly, we should drink and brawl and gambol and curtsy. All the proper things!

 

[Ryan]

Happy to see you back Jack, or greetings for this is my first time seeing you here be I have seen you another place. What would be awesome be the Crimson Ferrets and their queen to rise from the ashes.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

As I have no idea who the Crimson Ferrets nor their queen might be, all I can do is nod my head graciously and back away, because you have large teeth and a large gun, which is, by my count, two large things.

 

[Akio Kahoshi]

The Queen is sadly not RPing atm, and no idea if she ever will again.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Oh. Well. That's...sad, is it?

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Don't let @[member="Katarine Ryiah"] in here!

 

[KitKat]

Have I told you how beautiful you are lately??? *snuggles Jack Sparrow*. <3 Depp

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

*Gets the spray bottle ready.*

 

[KitKat]

*puuurrrsss and superglues herself to Sparrow*

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

You'll never get her free now....

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Well I don't know that I need to, frankly. I mean, what's every good pirate need by his side? A beautiful Jedi to help eliminate the opposition. And a ship. And a sword. A blaster, a well-stocked bar, and some cannons. And provisions. Enough credits to convince the authorities to turn a blind eye. And a penchant for hammocks and whipped cream.