Kal
Whispers
"Welcome one, welcome all. Foes or friends though you may be, we ask that you leave bias at the door to observe the purity of commerce unrestrained. Bid whatever you wish, for we do not bow to the credit alone, as do many of your kind - but do not offer in poor faith that which is not yours to give; such treachery would be sanctioned."
The room, if it was even a room, was cavernous beyond belief, its roof and walls hidden by swirling mists. Fanciful displays stretched outwards from a circular podium, their significance falling with distance - trickling off into useless trinkets before stopping entirely. Interspersed were tables of refreshments and seating suitable to diverse biologies.
The crowd was equally eclectic, the robed figures of Sith standing next to thrill-seeking socialites, scarred veterans, and even the odd penniless monk. Perhaps most unusual of all were the plethora of spirits present, some shaped vaguely like humanoids while others drifted above the gathering as clouds of intangible light and sporadic emotion.
Some would have attended similar events in the past, some would have found themself in possession of a gilded invitation in the recent past, and a few would have stumbled onto the event without any advance warning.
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No permission is required to join in on this auction-cum-social, but PvP should be avoided except for smaller altercations. If you've got any interest in the items on sale, add a clearly marked bid to your post; I will be continuously editing them into this post to keep things simple. This thread takes place in the Netherworld, so no Ysalamiri+, for obvious reasons.
Bid whatever you like - Submissions, credits, memories, fun thread ideas, favours, bad poetry, and more are all a-OK.
The auction will run until December 12th or until people get bored. Whichever comes first.
Everyone who wants an invitation OOCly gets an invitation, it's IC fluff and nothing more.
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Arranged around a central podium were a series of items (or representations of them, for the starships) with a collection of text and images representing current bids and functionaries aplenty standing ready to receive new ones.
Remote bids were quite possible if you had an invitation - even spirits use the HoloNet these days.
ITEM I - The Terron Obelisk.
- Auctioneer's Note: An obelisk crafted by an ancient sect of Jedi. Worthwhile due to historical significance alone, to be sure, but it hides greater value still for it doubles as a Holocron! Per the request of its Gatekeeper, it is not available for purchase by Sith; it is not the policy of this establishment to sell entities without their consent.
- Current Bids:
- Jacen Nimdok - Son of Solo (Autographed), Nightstone Crystal, and a moderate number of Chernamila eggs.
Spek Zhio - Nabooian Emerald Grapes (100 Tons) / Which of you pranksters installed a landing pad?- The Auctioneer+ Transportation (200 Tons, Common & Uncommon Realspace Destinations)
Jairdain - A Property on Voss / Someone check the ambient energy in its area, please? - The AuctioneerJax Thio - Ten Thousand Credits / Say what, Kal? There are different kinds of credits? Huh. - The Auctioneer- Pom Stych Tivé - A Large Collection of Potions / Have the Watchers take a closer look at this one, we're obligated to exert due diligence when honouring the entity's wishes, are we not? - Kal of Masque
- Damsy Callat - The Siren's Skin, an Electrotrident, and permission to pet Keziah (Once)
- Spek Zhio , Jairdain , and Jax Thio - Nabooian Emerald Grapes (100 Tons), Transportation (200 Tons, Common & Uncommon Realspace Destinations), A Property on Voss, and Ten Thousand Credits.
- Auctioneer's Note: An exotic mask able to bestow some measure of control over the Force's mystical currents upon the wearer. Only the firmest of wills are able to control it - like you, perhaps? Possession is not grounds for a refund.
- Current Bids:
- Percival Io - 1000 Credits, a tour of Sword Herald Special Enterprises' main factory, and one item/droid from the company's production line.
- Dalos Cameron - One Plaid Path Engine / Fascinating design. It may hold some relevancy to Zahra's current projects. Ask her. - The Auctioneer
- Cassus Akovin - The Bodies of Several Primeval Cultists / Say what now? - The Auctioneer
- Auctioneer's Note: A living relic, this proud vessel once fought in the Great Hyperspace War and yet remains the match of any launched from today's shipyards. Nethermancers and historians alike may be interested in the ghosts that walk its unhallowed hallways! Don't tell it it's not Naga Sadow, though, it tends to take that personally.
- Current Bids:
- Darth Strosius - 2 credits. / OK, who let this chump in? Was it you Kal? If so, not funny. - The Auctioneer
- Jerec Asyr - The Heart of Kashyyk, a plant-manipulating talisman. / I do enjoy a tidy garden. - The Auctioneer
- Dalos Cameron - One ZuBrian-class Star Destroyer, One ZuEric-class Interdictor Star Destroyer, and One Hundred Metric Tons of Phkalt Metal.
- Auctioneer's Note: Who among you would wish to wield death incarnate, a relic of ancient greatness? Look no further, for the mighty Voidsaber bypasses armour but not force fields entirely to rend flesh and sinew!
- Current Bids:
- Erion Justeene - 200,000 credits, 45 ingots of beskar, a Zillo-Beast tooth, "my expertise on Force-Lightning Redirection" (as well as various other techniques), access to a large deposit of Kyber Crystals, and three textbooks from Uba IV (Farming & Folk Tales).
- Dalos Cameron - Three Sets of Force-Imbued Armour, Two Bars of Aurodium, Two-Point-Five Million Talons, a Kohlen Crystal Cluster, and comparable technique/information to the above.
- Auctioneer's Note: As revolutionising as it is potent, this vessel is as much an work of art as it is engineering - it has its quirks, to be sure, but they give it a character all of its own. Truly a one of its kind for good reason!
- Current Bids:
- Yula Perl - A Pile of Exploding Ants / A pile of what now? Can I get a confirmation on that? - The Auctioneer
- Auctioneer's Note: Life is tragically fleeting, would you not agree? A grey hair one day, a stiff back another, day after day you march closer to your grave. No more! Delay the reaper by a whole decade with this purchase!
- Current Bids:
- Daiya - A Selection of Sketches and a 'Job' (Moderate Risk Permitted)
- Marlon Sularen - 200.000 GSC and a Custom Product from SularenCo
- Auctioneer's Note: A late addition and... I honestly don't even... I hear he's a connoisseur of cheeses!
- Current Bids:
- Ishani Dinn - A Golem, Three Jars of Mummia, and a cage of Necrobats.
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