Beanos

[Beanos]

BEANOS THE INEVITABLE​

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Name: Beanos
Alias: Lord Heinz
Species: Beanternal
Race: Baked
Sex: Beanis

Homeworld: Kraft Heinz
Force Sensitive: Bean Side of the Force
Eyes: Heinz label
Hair Color: Tin can
Height: 8'9"
Weight: Two Death Stars
Skin: Bean Brown
Body Type: Beanscular

Personality: Bringer of beans, harbinger of the end of starvation - Beanos seeks to make all understand the power and majesty of Heinz Beanz; if he has to force feed the entire galaxy, he will, because he believes that none should escape the sweet, smoky flavor of quality baked beans. He will not rest, he will not stop. His beans are inevitable.

Allegiances: Heinz
Occupation(s): Seeking the 6 Infinity Beans
Strengths:

• Has full control over anything and everything that is beans
• Strong because lots of protein from beans
• Infinite knowledge of beans

​Weaknesses:

• None because beans are forever, beans will always be.
• When he gets angry, he'll vore you with beans
• If you don't like beans, you get vored
• Can opener

 

[Darth Terrorence Kruise]

BUT DOES BEANOS KNOW THE POWER OF DARK SPICE BODY WASH?

 

[Beanos]

[member="Darth Terrorence Kruise"]

A worthy adversary...

 

[Crona'Tas]

this has bean a real treat. i know im that good

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

I can't beanlieve somebody spent this long making this.

 

[Malok]

 

[GREG]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

[Vulkar]

The fact that the last part isn't written in Comic Sans deeply disappoints me.

 

[Sith Master]