Contest Best Alien PC on Chaos: The Winner!

[DeadpoolMLP]

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After a week of voting, 10 total responses, one disqualification for NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES

We have a winner! With three votes, Ko Vuto has been voted as 2024's best alien PC!

Here's to all the runner ups with only one vote.

Xin Boa Rulonom Laborr Nouqai Veil Madrona A’Mia Kassogtha Cthylla

And uh...

Checks notes...

Domino Prime.

Sorry Domina Prime , you got no votes due to a typo. Better luck next year!

And now, the best bribes. To the Trade Federation who offered me an actual bribe, my paypal information is currently under your seat. I accept donations to the Alliance Fund for Lavish Living, and no refunds.

To the one who offered me copious amounts of steak, I commend you for keeping up with my character lore. Unforunately, it seems Aris Noble has once more eaten them all before I could get my hands on them, thus your bribe is null.

To the man who offered me a milkshake, the shake machine is once again broken. Try again next year.

To the person who admitted to being poor, there's a job application to Si tech under your seat. We'll be waiting for you in the interview when you complete it. Please wear pants to the interview, we've had several people who didn't.

To the one who offered me, and I quote, "Tentacles, if you're into that", I am in fact into that, and my number is under your seat. Call me~

To the man who put a gun in an envelop with the words 'For Crime' on the front, I'll have you know I appreciate you thinking about me. I shall commit great crime in your honor.

And to the person who sent me a poster with the words 'Denik Pride' on the front, all I can say is I love you. See you in the trees, brother.

That's all for this year! See you all next year for another round of this!

 

[Kassogtha Cthylla]

To the man who offered me a milkshake,

Why do people always think I’m a man lmao

Also thanks

 

[Domina Prime]

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After a week of voting, 10 total responses, one disqualification for NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES

We have a winner! With three votes, Ko Vuto has been voted as 2024's best alien PC!

Here's to all the runner ups with only one vote.

Xin Boa Rulonom Laborr Nouqai Veil Madrona A’Mia Kassogtha Cthylla

And uh...

Checks notes...

Domino Prime.

Sorry Domina Prime , you got no votes due to a typo. Better luck next year!

And now, the best bribes. To the Trade Federation who offered me an actual bribe, my paypal information is currently under your seat. I accept donations to the Alliance Fund for Lavish Living, and no refunds.

To the one who offered me copious amounts of steak, I commend you for keeping up with my character lore. Unforunately, it seems Aris Noble has once more eaten them all before I could get my hands on them, thus your bribe is null.

To the man who offered me a milkshake, the shake machine is once again broken. Try again next year.

To the person who admitted to being poor, there's a job application to Si tech under your seat. We'll be waiting for you in the interview when you complete it. Please wear pants to the interview, we've had several people who didn't.

To the one who offered me, and I quote, "Tentacles, if you're into that", I am in fact into that, and my number is under your seat. Call me~

To the man who put a gun in an envelop with the words 'For Crime' on the front, I'll have you know I appreciate you thinking about me. I shall commit great crime in your honor.

And to the person who sent me a poster with the words 'Denik Pride' on the front, all I can say is I love you. See you in the trees, brother.

That's all for this year! See you all next year for another round of this!

The game was rigged from the start~