nightshrike
"This is where the Mandalorian War started? This doesn't look like much of a battlefield."
"Much is buried here, and there is much that should remain buried."
"Much is buried here, and there is much that should remain buried."
"Still nothing, Arthur?"
"Like I said before, Sir, this bloody jungle's scrambling my sensors with such ravenous intensity only a migraine compares to." the AI's voice came through the earpiece.
Migraine.. but you're a--??
??
"Even your sensors?"
"Even mine, Master Kaze. I would like to reiterate my previous stance on this endeavour to the Tomb of Freedon Nadd - it's dumb as hell."
"Dumb as-- ?? I told you, Yula's been rubbing off on you too much."
"Nonsense, Sir. As much respect I have for Miss Perl, her tongue is far too crass for my liking."
So this is what highly-advanced A.I really means - useless sensors and personal tastes.
My luck exactly.
"Yeah, keep fooling yourself, Arthur. Hold on--" Dagon halted abruptly, narrowing his gaze at the tracks left on the mud. Footsteps, not paws. Recent. Not exactly human, too. "--those are fresh. Light-footed, someone smaller or well, light as hell for whatever size they carried. What'd they say back at the camp? No one should be around here, no?"
"That is correct, Master Kaze. I advise caution."
"Arthur - it's me, remember? When have I been cautious?"
A pause.
"Well, it seems to me, Sir, that it is you who Miss Perl has been rubbing off on way too much."
Add humor to the list of characteristics you don't need in a jungle.
Melydia Gold