Bounty: Alkor Centaris

[Malok]

Name of Bounty: [member="Alkor Centaris"], the family slob

Name of Contractor: Me, duh

Bounty Price: Tree Fitty. Excludes shipping.

Condition: Kill...His ability to have children. Alive.

Exclusivity: Anybody and Everybody

Additional Info: Little bro refuses to change his name to Vi'dreya, kick him in the groin for me. Kthx.

 

[Cay-Yo]

I accept!

 

[Srina Talon]

[member="Darth Metus"] Are you certain he can still have them? He isn't you, afterall. The price requires negotiation...At least a solid $20.

 

[Malok]

[member="Srina Talon"]

Just for you I'm lowering it to five cents.

 

[Kyyrk]

How bout Six hunnit and Fiddy dolla?

[member="Darth Metus"]

 

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

I mean I'd bring in my cousin for less than tree fiddy, maybe even do it for free...but ya know...screw it that's work and I just don't feel like it. Besides, that would mean being sober enough to actually possibly fight and capture him, definitely not worth it. Let me know how this turn out though.

 

[Milla Caranthyr]

Give me a slingshot and a rock. Then I can get the job done for like....a candy bar.

[member="Darth Metus"]

 

[Hailey Sosis]

I can do that a nice way, [member="Alkor Centaris"] fancy shipping
I can get that money
Oh don't ware protecting or I don't get paid
As I have
Shipping
Germs
to give

 

[Joza Perl]

Condition: Kill...His ability to have children.

I think I may have already done this.

 

[WolfMortum]

[member="Alkor Centaris"], time for round two of our pay-per-view ?

 

[Allya Vi'Dreya]

[member="Jerek Zenduu"] Can we keep [member="Milla Ordo"]? She is awesome. But, I will kick him in the groin, he wants to be the weird creepy uncle, rather than the good warrior uncle.

 

[Ria Misrani]

[member="Joza Perl"] | [member="Darth Metus"]

I think she's his wife, was, is we're still not sure but either way I think uncle Alky has been effectively neutered faster than a stray akk-dog on Coruscant.

[member="Allya Vi'Dreya"]

You're adorable

 

[Jerek Zenduu]

[member="Allya Vi'Dreya"] We? She can be your sister or something, can't she? I already have a shadow, and he's demanding more head scratches.

*scratches [member="Micah"]'s head*

 

[Milla Caranthyr]

[member="Allya Vi'Dreya"] I can get pretty feisty at times. And tend to get into places I don't belong...or over my head...or etc..etc..

 

[Jerek Zenduu]

...or over my head...

You know, Allya is a foot taller, so that might not be as big of a problem there.

 

[Milla Caranthyr]

You know, Allya is a foot taller, so that might not be as big of a problem there.

Most things are taller than me. So does that mean all my problems are over my head?

 

[Jerek Zenduu]

[member="Milla Ordo"]

They might go over your head, but they can still come crashing down on top of you if you're not careful.

 

[Milla Caranthyr]

[member="Jerek Zenduu"] be the artful dodger.

 

[Jerek Zenduu]

[member="Milla Ordo"]

This sounds like a skill that [member="Alkor Centaris"] needs to learn.

 

[Alkor Centaris]

[member="Veiere Arenais"]

I'm always game, my friend.