Bounty on Cryax and Sage Bane

[Miss Blonde]

Name of Bounty: [member="Sage Bane"] and [member="Cryax Bane"]
Name of Contractor: P. Garter
Bounty Price: One Billion each, doubled if returned dead.
Condition: Just want'em dead no particular reason. Burn them, shoot them, stab them, take them on a nice date wine dine let nature take its course and eventually get married and have kids, live a long beautiful life together then right when they are on their death bed staring into your eyes holding your old wrinkled hands, stab them right in the face!!!
Additional Info: You can find Sage Bane somewhere in One Sith space and you can find Cryax on Csilla. Just murderize them and we are golden.

Note: This bounty is real. I have so much money I don't know what to do.

 

[Marcus Itera]

and have kids

Which one of you has the best child-bearing hips?

 

[Keira Priest]

Why not. I'll take it.

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Marcus Itera"]

I'd go for Cryax, he has better hips and they don't lie.

 

[Ellie Mors]

One Billion each

Holy feth. This would pay for pretty much anything I could ever want, like, ever.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Bianca"]

Doubled if returned dead.

 

[Kadala Kotyc]

I'm tempted to throw Kad at one of them (because she needs the experience), but I think Ven is the only alt of mine capable of getting close to either of them. Then again, she is already rich... Hmm.

I'll see what I can do.

 

[Alatar Istari]

This sounds.. interesting. :devil:

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Congrats [member="Cryax Bane"].

You're finally worth something to someone.

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Congrats [member="Cryax Bane"].

You're finally worth something to someone.

 

[Cryax Bane]

take them on a nice date wine dine let nature take its course and eventually get married and have kids, live a long beautiful life together then right when they are on their death bed staring into your eyes holding your old wrinkled hands, then stab them right in the face!!!

It's awfully nice of you to try and find me a date. I'm really fine using Space Tinder though.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Cryax Bane"]

I'm sorry but shouldn't you be using space Grindr?

 

[Cryax Bane]

[member="Cryax Bane"]

I'm sorry but shouldn't you be using space Grindr?

I was, but the guys on there only want one thing.

 

[Marcus Itera]

[member="Keira Ticon"], [member="Kadala Skirata"]

You fine ladies looking to make a mutually beneficial partnership?

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Cryax Bane"]

Cryax Bane on Grindr.​

We need to get you out there again, no more dusty old gross Sith Lords and floozies. How about something public preferably well light and outside with good vantage points from multiple angles?

 

[Ashin Varanin]

A bounty that pays in multiples of star destroyers? Small multiples, sure, but... I dig it.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

I'm gonna take a serious look at this in the new year. Bounty that size on a TOS member... yeah, that's happening.

 

[Hira Mitsae]

[member="Ashin Varanin"] [member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

I like where this is going.

 

[Keira Priest]

You fine ladies looking to make a mutually beneficial partnership?

Whatever helps get the job done. It'd be nice to see them both dead.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Alec Rekali"] [member="Ashin Varanin"] [member="Michael Sardun"]

"Doubled if returned dead"

I really wanted to do this bounty on Seren Ordavo but someone had to bench him! Not naming names or pointing fingers, *cough* Ashin *cough* but you know life is made of little concessions.