Bounty on Spark Finn

[Caulder Dune]

• Name of Bounty: [member="Spark Finn"] Tyrin Ardik Spark Finn
• Known Aliases: Spork Fann, Sporky, Sparkalaka Fresh, F. Spark Fitzgerald, S-Swizzle, Peter Sparker, The Sparkinator, Tyrone
• Name of Contractor: Anonymous
• Bounty Price: cr175000
• Condition: Alive, to be delivered to Telti to resume training
• Additional Info:
  Likes to use Force Bubble
• Preternaturally skilled technopath
• Generally unreasonable
• Obnoxious use of hashtags
• In posession of multiple freckles

System Administrator's Note: Minor error. Some glitch with the "name of bounty" field. Should be fixed now.

 

[Sage Bane]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

Can I come visit [member="Spark Finn"] when the bounty is claimed? She probably misses me.

 

[Caulder Dune]

[member="Sage Bane"]

Probably.

The more you contribute monetarily, the more time you get to spend.

 

[Spark Finn]

[member="Darth Adekos"] [member="Sage Bane"]

#grossno

Hacks into the bounty board and replaces entry name with Tyrin Ardik.

 

[Judah Dashiell]

[member="Darth Adekos"]


Is it safe say you're never getting back together?


#notoriginaltaylorswiftjoke

 

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

I know where Spark Finn Tyrin Ardik is. Come at meh.

 

[Caulder Dune]

[member="Judah Dashiell"]

She'll come to her senses. Probably.

[member="The Revenant"]

I can think of seventy-five thousand reasons you should share this information. Immediately.

 

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

Seventy-five thousand. That's a lot of reasons. But is it enough for [member="Spark Finn"]? Doubtful.

 

[Sage Bane]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

I'll throw in 100,000 credits and The Blade of the Satvas. But you have to let me dangle her helplessly over my mutant sarlaac pits.

I don't take rejection well.

 

[Caulder Dune]

[member="Sage Bane"]

That is reckless endangerment of a valuable asset. Keep the sword.

[member="The Revenant"]

I can now think of one hundred and seventy-five thousand reasons.

 

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

For that cost. I can give you legit details. She has freckles. I expect payment swiftly for the information provided.

 

[Caulder Dune]

[member="The Revenant"]

You have been wired .000175 credits.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

 

[Sayl Bane]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

I'll throw in 100,000 credits and The Blade of the Satvas. But you have to let me dangle her helplessly over my mutant sarlaac pits.

I don't take rejection well.

Been that lonely, huh, Sev?

 

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

I've been had. Such specific details given for nearly nothing. Serves me right.

 

[Ellie Mors]

Aw, it's so cute.

 

[EmKay]

[member="Darth Adekos"]
Her name is Spark Finn. Ask [member="Coren Starchaser"] for more details.

He'll probably eat your soul though.

Probably.

 

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Tachon Zur-Ksi"]

No no, he folds the soul over into a nice and neat pocket. That's different.
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He probably eats it afterwards. Like a hot pocket.

 

[EmKay]

[member="The Revenant"]

Probably. It actually sounds pretty tasty, I should get him to show me how to do that.

 

[Gabriel Sionoma]

[member="Tachon Zur-Ksi"]

Mmmm, molten soul. Cause you know them hot pockets always come out steaming.

 

[EmKay]

[member="The Revenant"]

For some reason Anakin Skywalker came to mind. He looked more like an overcooked steak than a hot pocket, though.