Bounty on The Starchasers

[Sage Bane]

Name of Bounty: [member="Kinsey Starchaser"]

Name of Contractor: Sage Bane
Bounty Price: 500,000c
Condition: Alive and unharmed

Additional Info: Something important was taken from me and I want it back.

Name of Bounty: Any relation to [member="Coren Starchaser"], including nieces, nephews, cousins, that clone one that tried to blow me up, and the ship's cat
Name of Contractor: Sage Bane
Bounty Price: 100,000c per Starchaser, 1,000,000c if it's Coren himself
Condition: Dead or alive. Horribly mutilated ok, except for Kinsey, see above
Additional Info: Why aren't these people dead already?

 

[Krux Mullarus]

[member="Kinsey Starchaser"]

Still up for that date?

 

[Kinsey Starchaser]

[member="Knight Mullarus"]

Wine, dine, and bludgeon me over the head, huh?

 

[Krux Mullarus]

[member="Kinsey Starchaser"]

Best part is, after I turn you in, i'll even pay for the whole evening!

 

[Caulder Dune]

Who are these Star-racers I hear so much about, and why do they seem so... Punchable?

 

[Damian Starchaser]

Only 100,000? Come back to me when its 500,000 and I'll turn myself in. It isn't like I can't escape Sage Bane! I blew him up.

 

[Mythos]

Awww, Coren is worth more than 1 mil alive.

 

[Marselia Urstalis]

[member="Sage Bane"]

You missed me, handsome. I'm only related by marriage.

[member="Darth Adekos"]

Do I seem punchable to you?

 

[Kinsey Starchaser]

[member="Knight Mullarus"]

And I bet you were planning on taking me to a nice, fancy steakhouse like McYodas.

 

[Krux Mullarus]

[member="Kinsey Starchaser"]

I was thinking Chewie Queen

 

[Caulder Dune]

[member="Marselia Starchaser"]

I would never strike a woman. That would be barbaric and, frankly, rather unbecoming of a man of my stature.

Fortunately, the droids I command know no such restrictions, and so I would not be moved to intervene if they were to thrash you senseless.

 

[Marselia Urstalis]

[member="Darth Adekos"]

Oh, really now. Droidhandling me? That might hurt.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

[member="Marselia Starchaser"]

Ha, I like that term.

 

[Atrace]

sounds fun maybe when I have the time and the compliance from my ships crew go after them can't outrun a ship that doesn't appear on radar

 

[Damian Starchaser]

[member="Marselia Starchaser"]

Fortunately for us [member="Darth Adekos"] can be beat up by the average gradeschooler. So let him send the droids, I'll just get past them and beat up the man himself.

 

[Coren Starchaser]

Huh, time to change ships, IFFs and IDs, yet again.

 

[The End Narrator]

They aren't as bad as the Zambranos.

Just sayin'

Oh and please don't mess with Kaia, I'd hate to have to cut a Sith. (Actually don't mind showing you what your insides look like but gotta play it cool.)

I kinda owe her.