BUILDING A BADASS [BADASSES ONLY]

[GREG]

BADASSERY CAME TO GREG LIKE TRAINS CAME TO THE STATION. HE REALLY LIKED TRAINS. THE CHOO-CHOO KIND. FUNNY JOKE PAUSE!















WHAT KIND OF TRAIN EATS TOO MUCH? A CHEW CHEW TRAIN! INSERT LAUGHTER! BUT LAUGHTER LONGER THAN THREE HA'S ISN'T BADASS AND SO @GREG WOULDN'T DO IT.



DEAR GREG,


WHAT IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?


SINCERELY,

YOU!



WELL MY ADORING FANS, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT GREG BUILDING A BADASS. AND GREG ONLY INVITED THE BEST BADASSES ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE GALAXY TO HELP HIM BUILD THE BIGGEST, MOST BADASS THING IN THE WORLD:



GREG WAS BUILDING A CONVENIENCE STORE- FOR BADASSES!

 

[GREG]

GREG HAD JUST PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON HIS STORE WHEN HE REALIZED THAT HE NEEDED TO GET THE PROPER PERMITS TO OPERATE A BUSINESS.



SO GREG WENT TO THE MOTHER ****ING LOCAL BUSINESS OFFICE TO GET A MOTHER ****ING LICENSE TO GET HIS **** SOLD.

 

[Not Ordo]

[member="GREG"]
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Darthka walked along the street flanked by is imperial body gaurds who were totally not as badass as he was and were basically there to push bodies out of the way when Darthka wrecked their faces. His awesome black cape swished behind him like an epic freaking cap was supposed to swish while he carried his space boombox on his shoulder and strutted to the galactic ship registry office to get his building permits finalized.

"You can fething tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man. No time to talk." He said as he kicked the front door of the office and realized abruptly that it slid to the side because hinges were for old people. He walked passed the line of losers that should know their place anyway and snapped his fingers at his guards. The gaurd moved with military precision as he produced the permit request and credits.

Darthka took the form and credits and tossed it on thebcounter like the galactic emperor that he was and waited for the old woman to stamp is paper and get in line to worship him.

"Sir, this is the wrong form."

"Don't play with me old woman."

"Sir this is a station request form the ship forms are blue."

"Schutta do you know who I am?! I am Dartka Helmetus, GALACTIC FETHING EMPEROR. Galactic. Do you know what that means?"

"It means you need the blue form sir"

"I hate you.

"Blue"

"FINE I'LL GET THE BLUE FORM!"

 

[GREG]

"GREG HAS ALREADY ACQUIRED THE NECESSARY BLUE FORMS FOR ACQUISITION OF SAID MATERIALS AND BUILDING PERMITS- EXPLOSION NOISE!"

GREG KINDLY PLACED THE BLUE FORMS- ON THE LADY'S FACE. WITH HIS FIST. THAT DIDN'T HOLD THE PAPERS.


"IT IS BECAUSE I AM SUPERIOR AT MANEUVERING THE BUREAUCRATIC SYSTEM, [member="Darthka Helmetus"] SIR."