Herr Vanderhing
Viceroyalty
It was pouring rain on many of the bridge cities of Cato Neimoidia. The sky was dim but the streets were lit ever so elegantly by casino lights, restaurant lights, and neon advertisement lights. Within one of the beautius night clubs of an undefined large bridge city sat three shady figures in the owners private back room. Two Neimoidian one Human and having a rather intense discussion. The human one was sitting on the opposite side of the table beaten and bruised with his head facing downward as he was shivering. The other two Neimoidians were sitting on the other end of the table side by side with two battle droids standing around them. One of the two was one of the worst crime lords in all of Cato Neimoidia: Herr Vanderhing. He sat glaring at the shivering individual before him and gritting his teeth. The other sat on Vanderhing's right side was Genf Orkay, Vanderhing's right hand he merely sat and listened. They all sat in silence for several minutes before Vanderhing slammed his hand on the table and shouted in his usual shaking voice
"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?!?"
"I-I-I don't know!"
Vanderhing didn't have the typical Neimoidian accent that his fellow species had, well he did but it was more muffled mixed in with the shakyness of his voice and a somewhat "normal" human accent. Vanderhing then stood up and walked to the side of the Human then slammed his head on the table twice. Vanderhing turned around and said as he sat down
"You know what? Let's have that roast now! Do you want some Genf?"
Orkay merely waved his hand and shaked his head in disgust and Vanderhing called over the waiter with two roasts and a glass of whine and two plates. The waiter cut a piece of both roasts and placed them on the plate in front of the human. Vanderhing then looked at the human and said
"Try them. Tell me which one tastes better."
The Human still sat with his head down. Vanderhing was visibly annoyed and shouted
"EAT. IT."
The human shivered and reluctantly took a bite of one of the small cut pieces then the other. His face showed the disgust he had from the taste.
"They're horrible"
Vanderhing giggled and said
"Ehehehehe!Really?! You don't like either?"
The humans head shook as Vanderhing stood up and shoved his finger into one of the roasts licked his finger and started laughing even louder than before.
"I thought that your DAUGHTER would have tasted better than your SON! Ahahahahahaaa!!!"
The humans head went upward his entire body was shuddering and his head was shaking as he softly said
"no"
Then louder
"No"
Then gradually louder
"no no no No No No No NO NO NO NOOOO!!!!"
Then finally blaster fire was heard by the restaurant customers, followed by a loud thump, and then a loud and sinister cackle
"EYAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?!?"
"I-I-I don't know!"
Vanderhing didn't have the typical Neimoidian accent that his fellow species had, well he did but it was more muffled mixed in with the shakyness of his voice and a somewhat "normal" human accent. Vanderhing then stood up and walked to the side of the Human then slammed his head on the table twice. Vanderhing turned around and said as he sat down
"You know what? Let's have that roast now! Do you want some Genf?"
Orkay merely waved his hand and shaked his head in disgust and Vanderhing called over the waiter with two roasts and a glass of whine and two plates. The waiter cut a piece of both roasts and placed them on the plate in front of the human. Vanderhing then looked at the human and said
"Try them. Tell me which one tastes better."
The Human still sat with his head down. Vanderhing was visibly annoyed and shouted
"EAT. IT."
The human shivered and reluctantly took a bite of one of the small cut pieces then the other. His face showed the disgust he had from the taste.
"They're horrible"
Vanderhing giggled and said
"Ehehehehe!Really?! You don't like either?"
The humans head shook as Vanderhing stood up and shoved his finger into one of the roasts licked his finger and started laughing even louder than before.
"I thought that your DAUGHTER would have tasted better than your SON! Ahahahahahaaa!!!"
The humans head went upward his entire body was shuddering and his head was shaking as he softly said
"no"
Then louder
"No"
Then gradually louder
"no no no No No No No NO NO NO NOOOO!!!!"
Then finally blaster fire was heard by the restaurant customers, followed by a loud thump, and then a loud and sinister cackle
"EYAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"