Dyn logged into his holonet transceiver and brought up his space skype. His writer had been doing so much dumb stuff lately a few others and himself decided it was time for a heart to heart. He logged in and opened a pm window to find that Bantha was set to off line again as if he thought anyone would fall for it.
"Bantha, you there?"
"Dyn?" Singingbantha responded extremely confused, "how are you skyping me?"
"Really? Didn't you think they had skype, ON THE FREAK8NG SHELF!?"
"Dyn just calm down. What is the matter?"
"Oh I don't know, how about that you treat us all like npcs? You know I had a story going, hmm? I actually had aspirations. Hopes. Things I wanted to do before I died and what do you do? You go "Imma make a dead or shelved thread. Hur hur hur"."
"Dyn please..."
"Don't you "please" me you ass. Did you even think before you shelved like 20 freaking characters?"
"Well I.."
"You didn't did you?" Dyn face palmed, "you just copy and pasted a list of characters and declared them dead?"
"Well. Not technically."
"What the kark do you mean not technicl...wait....did you?"
"Well I was on my phone and..."
"You didn't even copy the list yourself!? That is a new low Bantha, a new damn low. You end our lives on a whim and don't even have the courtesy to copy out freaking names yourself.
"You know," Dyn continued, "I made a pass at a pretty Sith lady and could have had something there. My sister like person Spark, we could have had some funny moments but noooooo. Bantha wants to shelve us. I hope you're happy. You know Freynk has been sobing all day asking what he did wrong? I hope you're happy. Jerk."
"Bantha, you there?"
"Dyn?" Singingbantha responded extremely confused, "how are you skyping me?"
"Really? Didn't you think they had skype, ON THE FREAK8NG SHELF!?"
"Dyn just calm down. What is the matter?"
"Oh I don't know, how about that you treat us all like npcs? You know I had a story going, hmm? I actually had aspirations. Hopes. Things I wanted to do before I died and what do you do? You go "Imma make a dead or shelved thread. Hur hur hur"."
"Dyn please..."
"Don't you "please" me you ass. Did you even think before you shelved like 20 freaking characters?"
"Well I.."
"You didn't did you?" Dyn face palmed, "you just copy and pasted a list of characters and declared them dead?"
"Well. Not technically."
"What the kark do you mean not technicl...wait....did you?"
"Well I was on my phone and..."
"You didn't even copy the list yourself!? That is a new low Bantha, a new damn low. You end our lives on a whim and don't even have the courtesy to copy out freaking names yourself.
"You know," Dyn continued, "I made a pass at a pretty Sith lady and could have had something there. My sister like person Spark, we could have had some funny moments but noooooo. Bantha wants to shelve us. I hope you're happy. You know Freynk has been sobing all day asking what he did wrong? I hope you're happy. Jerk."