Approved Tech Crus-ade™

[Sahan Dragr]

OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION

• Intent: A delicious energy drink for the Enclave in regard to Crusading and joking about Crusading.
• Image Source: Originals from (Powerade) edited by me.
• Canon Link: N/A
• Permissions: N/A
• Primary Source:
  • Protein Drink
  • Sports Drink
• Link: Mando’ade Issue 06 | SUMMER SPECIAL

PRODUCTION INFORMATION

• Name: Crus-ade™
• Manufacturer: Kyr'bes Buy'ce
• Affiliation: Mandalorian Enclave
• Market Status: Closed-Market
• Modularity: Available in a wide variety of flavors and electrolyte balances for a wide range of species.
• Production: Mass-Produced
• Material:
  • Water
  • Electrolytes
  • Protein
  • Natural Flavoring
  • Artificial Flavoring

TECHNICAL INFORMATION

• Classification: Energy Drink (Beverage)
• Method of Consumption: Orally (Drink)
• Average Life: 18 months unopened, 5 days opened
• Nutritional Value/Allergies/Side Effects/ Purpose: High electrolytes and protein. Standard flavors are made for humans and near-humans, with salts and sugars that may not be suitable for all species. There are alternative flavors for such species.

SPECIAL FEATURES

• Cool
• Refreshing
• Replenishes lost Electrolytes
• Boosts energy
• High in Protein
• Wide range of flavors to suit varying tastes

STRENGTHS

• Great for hydrating after battles or workouts.

WEAKNESSES

• Not all flavors are suitable for all species. Be sure to read the label carefully before consuming!

DESCRIPTION
What started as a joke in response to many in the Galaxy being afraid that the Mandalorians were going to begin crusading again quickly became a hit across Kestri as Sahan Dragr created an energy drink spoofing on the idea. The surprising popularity created a large demand, requiring Sahan to create a mini factory with his company Kyr'bes Buy'ce in order to meet the popular demand.
Crus-ade comes in a variety of flavors and colors, and even has unique ones for varying biologies, considering Mandalorians are made of varying species. Hoewever, it it is important to make sure you are consuming a version designed for your particular biology. For example, there are sugar-free versions for Zelosians and versions for Arcona that use special ammonia salts instead of regular salt.
With electrolytes and plenty of protein, Crus-ade is a deliciously refreshing drink perfect for any Mandalorian after a workout or battle!

 

[Krass Wyms]

I love it

Approved