Cute IRL Star Wars Story ft. Hiss Hiss IRL

[Darth Hauntruss]

Allow me to tell you a story. At the Cafe, while I was waiting for my drink, I was sat across a small boy and his mom. When I set down my phone, which the background for is Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma. The kid's mouth opened and he went, "WOW you like Star Wars?" The mom was like , "sorry he just really likes star wars." I laughed and replied, "I like it too kid." We talked a bit about SW. But the best part was he asked, "My favorite character is Luke Skywalker who is yours?" I replied, "Darth Vader." The kid's mouth dropped and he goes, "You're with the darkside? I could never join them." I laughed and the kid looked amazed as I leaned in and joking in my deepest Vader voice replied, "If you only knew the POWER of the DARKSIDE." From the corner of my eye I could see the mom near complete cackling laughter as his son defiantly stared me down as if I was a Sith Lord before him. That kid...that kid is ok. xD


tl;dr; Hiss Hiss is just as evil in IRL as IC.

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[Seraphina Shel'tah]

[member="Darth Hauntruss"]

This made my night

 

[Darth Hauntruss]

Even in IRL, Hiss Hiss is corrupting younglings :devil:

 

[Darth Ophidia]

This, I like this. The world needs more of this.

 

[Darth Pyrrhus]

[member="Darth Hauntruss"]

That is hilarious. Love it

If only that kid knew...

 

[Darth Hauntruss]

 

[Corey's OOC]

Did you cut the kid's hand off and throw him down a shaft?

 

[Darth Hauntruss]

[member="Corey's OOC"]
I'll have you know after I told him I was his father his mother fainted and then HE jumped down the shaft, I didn't throw him.

 

[Corey's OOC]

And I just spit out my drink.

Head canon accepted.

 

[Ryn'Dhal]

[member="Corey's OOC"] [member="Darth Hauntruss"]

No drink to spit, but I DID wake my wife with my laughter.

 

[Krux Mullarus]

[member="Darth Hauntruss"]

Sith have more fun!​

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