Darkness Comes to Free Galaxy Radio (KRAG Interview)

[CC-420 "Doc"]

"Well ladies and gents I've got a special treat for you today. You know how I said we interview anyone, right? And I mean absolutely anyone who wants one..... Well guess who gave ol' Doc a call a few days ago. Wait for it. Da da dum! @[member="Darth Vulcanus"] the Emperor of the Karking Dark Empire, former Emperor of the Sith Empire. I know, first a Grandmaster and now a Dark Lord! Insanity where insanity lives. This gigantic mass murdering power hungry forcie has agreed to do an interview because, and I quote "Jedi Scum." Guess he doesn't like Mr. Dragonsflame."

Doc signaled his staff outside to let in the hulking Dark Lord and watched with a bit of fascination as the Graug Leader entered the booth.

 

[Darth Vulcanus]

The Sith were ultimate, the Graug were ultimate and it was only fitting that they rule the airwaves as well. Dragonsflame thought he could just take the televised world by force with no resistance, well think again! The hulking mass of muscle and armor rocked the ground as he stepped into the booth, his single sulfuric eye studying the clone before him. He was like the Vong that the Graug had recently been doing deals with, his scent was not of the force at all. Sighing into the air, the massive beast fell into the chair beside the clone. For a moment Krag thought that the chair was going to break under him, guess it wasn't made to support the Graug version of Macho Man Randy Savage.

"Hello...lesser." was the Dark Lord's simple greeting as he settled in

@[member="CC-420 Doc"]

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

@[member="Darth Vulcanus"]

(I would like, but it wouldn't let me xD all the likes)

Doc gave a grin at the Graug's comment. This interview was going to be fantastic.

"Hello Mr.Dark Lord. You've built up quite an impressive list of accomplishments over the years. Emperor, once removed, master of all Sith. You could probably say if the devil of myth had an incarnation it'd be you. I've been told you have a message for the Jedi before we begin?"

 

[Darth Vulcanus]

@[member="CC-420 Doc"]

The man may have had the face of a dead man but at least he displayed the brainpower of a man who...wasn't. As the clone noted his achievements, the Graug did not move but an inch. Yes, the devil of myth...he liked that name. When the clone mentioned his message to the Jedi, Vulcanus instantly leaned in towards the microphone

"As you can see, Jedi slime, there is nowhere you can go where I can't follow. You thought your airways safe from the Graug and now you shall listen as I take it by force with my voice alone! Do not worry, I will return to Coruscant to nom on your bones soon enough."

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

@[member="Darth Vulcanus"]

"A good message. I'm sure my Jedi listeners will take it to heart." Doc replied with a bit of chuckle.

"So let's get down to it then, the Sith that is. You've often talked of how superior the Sith are to both the Republic and their Jedi Allies, but of late, they seem to have pushed you and your comrades back to the fringes of space. Is this part of some greater plan? Or is there another reason they seem to be winning?"

 

[Darth Vulcanus]

"The Sith were plagued with weakness. The unworthy had saturated our ranks, weaklings too soft to defend themselves were made into warriors and that was the reasoning for our fall. True Sith will one day rain fire down upon the Republic, the fall of our Empire was but a cleansing of the weak who would hold us back." Krag answered, his heavy breath letting out rolls of hot steam every time he exhaled.

@[member="CC-420 Doc"]

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

@[member="Darth Vulcanus"]

"Ah. I see. Well you heard it first here folks, the former Sith were a bunch of inadequate incompetent bastards. The true Sith will rise. So do you have any grand plans coming up, anything you'd like to tell the pubies, confederates, mandos, and fringes? And how's the running of the new, True Sith been going?" Doc asked before taking another drag.

He made a small note of the breath. He'd probably make a joke about it later.

 

[Darth Vulcanus]

@[member="CC-420 Doc"]

"To the Republic I say this, vengeance will be ours. Already my people have sent two diplomats to Coruscant after they invaded my planet without reason. They came with false words of integrating the Graug into their society and when Gratos sent a priest to their pathetic world, he was shot down without warning. They have insulted the Graug as a species, but we will bring justice and honor back to our people." Krag growled, using the force to amplify the burning end of the cig and cause it to shoot out a large flash of flames and smoke to bring emphasis to Krag's words. "For now the Sith are of little concern to me, first I must bring glory to the Imperial Clan of the Graug."

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

@[member="Darth Vulcanus"]

Doc looked down at the cherry on the end of his cigarette as Krag used the force to further ignite the flame. He looked down at it and gave a grin.

"So they betrayed you? Killed your representative? That's not sounding too good for my Pub listeners out there. According to some folk you guys have been doing some shady dealings of late. Send in your responses."

"So how did you come to take the throne, hold the majority of the Empire in your hands
?"

 

[Kaiden Rohn]

@[member="Darth Vulcanus"] @[member="CC-420 Doc"]

Doc interjected, after having been staring at a picture of @[member="Kitt Solo"] for a long period of time. He leaned forward, his Republic commando armor clinking as he listened to the Sith talk. He resisted the urge to punch him in his facey parts.

"Hold on Doc, Doc's gotta interject."He paused."Doc."Doc leaned forward, placing his elbows on the desk. A single hand went up, to generally gesture to the Sith Lord."Yeah, but you gotta remember Krag, the Graug don't exactly have the best track record with the galaxy. You guys aren't exactly known to build anything...infact, the only thing you guys seem to be good at is dying in waves and destroying things. How do you expect the Republic to take you guys seriously when most of your military engagements end up in failure?"

 

[Darth Vulcanus]

@[member="Doc"] @[member="CC-420 Doc"]

In truth, Krag had not noticed the other clone in the room until he had spoken. After all, to Krag he was nothing but a lesser species who deserved no attention from one as great as a Dark Lord of the Sith. Cracking a wicked smile, the Graug Warlord looked into the eyes of the man like a Nexu quietly eyeing its helpless prey.

" The Republic dogs have yet to face a true Graug war, we were constrained by the limits of the Sith Empire but now we have evolved past the need for such an entity. Their clones, however, are nothing but slaves to the Republic. They deny the inferiority of their existence, but a slave bred to be a slave will ALWAYS be JUST a slave. A slave like the ones their kind died for on Sabarene where Republic heads litter the deserts. Graug are perfect warriors, forged in the fires of a world that destroys the weak. So let those Republic scum and their Jedi lovers know this, they have yet to experience the wraith of the Graug, would they like to experience a true Graug war?"

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

@Doc@Darth Vulcanus

Doc rubbed his temple when his fellow DJ interjected.

"I know how you feel about this man, that's why I was hesitant when you suggested you sit in. You've got your own show and you can stir up the guests all you want on it, but in mine, let's not."

"Not here Emperor, please, continue."

 

[Darth Vulcanus]

@[member="CC-420 Doc"]

With one final snarl to the interrupting clone, Vulcanus continued with the other question.

"My rise to Emperor was simple with all of the bodies to use as steps. There were no Sith strong or worthy enough to take the throne and so I stormed the temple on Korriban with my Graug Horde and proclaimed my dominance. Still, the weak before me had already destroyed the Empire, I simply gave it a worthy death."

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

@[member="Darth Vulcanus"]

Doc only nodded in response. The Emperor seemed to have made all the points he was going to make.

"Well I'd like to take the time to thank our guest, Dark Lord and Slayer of the innocents, for stopping by. And let me give a shoutout to @[member="Daella Apparine"] , as the person who's selection will kick off our all request hour. This is Doc and the Dark lord, signing off."

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