Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[KitKat]

Location: Tatooine : "Chuck Norris Cantina"

Bandit was wearing a goofy hat and sitting at a table nursing his drink. All around there were dancers and people enjoying themselves. He and [member="Dorrian Korr"] had been waiting almost an hour for a hit on the servers. It was a low key way that scoundrels drummed up business. Think of it like Craigslist for smugglers. They would post jobs on the web and people would agree to do the deed. It was a little slow at the moment but something would turn up.

In the meantime Bandit was wearing a goofy hat and watching the dancers. When one of the tweileks spun into a huts lap and started grinding on him Bandit thought he was going to lose his lunch. Luckily his datapad got his attention and his ears perked up.


"Oye we got a job!" He called out to his partner and downed his drink, then stood, scratched his behind and started walking for the door.

"This time try not to drive like a maniac okay?"

He handed the datapad to Dorrian where the following was posted.



Looking for crew to run spice from Tatooine to Coruscant Underbelly. Need not draw attention. Contact Jel for more information. 7,000 creds.

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]
I also down my drink and pay the bartender and I get on the comm link to let FE know we got a job

"Hey FEE rev up those engines we gotta job to run"

He then heard his partner's quip about driving like a maniac

"Hey....we got through that asteroid field without a damn scratch didn't we...."

 

[KitKat]

"Yea yea, anybody can get lucky kid." Bandit said.

He strapped in and started the pre-flight co-piloting checks. A few moments latter they saw a few droids and a Cathar pushing crates on hovercarts into the hangar.

"That must be the goods."


He waddled down the ramp and after a quick chat the carts were loaded into the ship. He then took his seat.


"The ninny won't pay us until the job is complete. Wouldn't even give half up front. Better not screw this up. Coruscant is where we are headed."

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"Hmpf whatever, yeah goods look good alright let's head off."

I take my spot in the pilot's chair and raise the loading ramp. Dust blows around as the repulsor jets push us out of the space port and the engines ignite sending us into the atmosphere.

"Allllright plotting a course for coruscant, shouldn't take us to long, we'll be going through only Fel Empire space and that's about it. Out of there it's free reign."

 

[KitKat]

"Should be a nice easy way to make a quick buck."

Bandit plopped his feet up on the dash and folded his hands behind his head. This was the life. No rules, no cages, just fast money and adventure.

"So where ya from kid?" He realized he'd been working with the man a bit but really didn't know much about him.

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"Yeah I agree best way to make a buck, and most fun when you think about it."

But then he heard the question about his background

"I was born on Alaris Prime but I grew up on Kashyyyk raised by a wookiee tribe that my father employed back on Alaris Prime when I was a kid."

 

[KitKat]

"Kind of a raised by wolves thing?" He chuckled and started unwrapping a protein bar.

"I met a Wookie once. He was horrible at cards but great in a fight. You speak Wookie?"

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

I chuckle at the raised by wolves comment

"Yeah kinda, and yeah I speak a good bit of Shyyyriwook, enough to carry a conversation at least. I can completely understand it thanks to my long exposure to the language. So that kinda makes me one hell of a wookiee translator."

 

[KitKat]

"Useful skill to have. So how did you get in the smuggling game? Was your dad into it too?"

He passed the kid his own protein bar and checked his datapad. There was a score to a podrace he was hopping to catch since he had money bet on it.

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

I smile at the protein bar offered by Six and I take it and unwrap it as the autopilot guides us.

"My dad was actually a lumber yard worker and my mom was a former swoop bike racer on tattooine. Now as for the smuggling business, as I grew up on Kashyyyk, I would always look up at the stars and wanting to explore the galaxy but not have the restrictions of the Army or the Jedi, not that there's anything wrong with being a Jedi, lightsabers are freaking cool. I saw this guy dressed a bit like I am, scruffy cloths, a pair of blasters or slugthrowers on the hips dealing with his client whom he just completed a job for. So i talked to him and got him to tell me what he did and what it was like, and the thrill of being a smuggler, and that's kinda how I got into it."

 

[KitKat]

Bandit nodded, imagining working in the lumber industry on a forest planet. It was probably decent work but back breaking. Not for him, that's for sure.

"Cool story kid. But if the ladies ask jazz it up. Ladies love jazz." Like he knew. He was the only sentient member of his species.

"You got a girl waiting for you? Or a guy? Or a goat?" He smirked

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"Don't have a girl yet, focused on getting a good income going then I might think of settling down. But for now just a bachelor traveling the stars."

 

[KitKat]

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

“You got plenty of time. Humans have a fairly long lifespan. “

The trip went on like that with fun discussions and munching on snacks. It wasn’t long until they were hovering over Coruscant.

“We need to keep our wits. The underground here is rough”

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"Yeah....there's an advantage to that but not as long as Wookiees."

In response to his underground comment

"I got cha,i've heard rumors that in the sub levels like the real lower ones there are flesh eating sub humans and giant man eating slug monsters."

 

[KitKat]

"Meat eating slug monsters? That sounds like some fairy tale they say to scare kids. At least I hope it is."

He wouldn't want to meet one of those in a dark alley.

They wandered down a street, with Bandit checking a map on his datapad. Every so often he would make a turn and mutter to himself.

"This place isn't well mapped but I think it's that building there." He pointed to a dark ominous looking place.


"Once we get inside we are supposed to ask for a guy named Yik. He'll come back to the ship and collect the stuff himself. I'm not trying to move that much merchandise down here. Don't want to get shanked."

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"I hope it's just a bedtime story as well..."

I then see the building and fly it to a open space near it, well as near as I can anyway.

"Yik huh gotcha, and if someone tries to pull a shiv they'll get 2 holes in the gut before they even have the chance"

I say as I put 2 SP-3 Magnetic Revolver in holsters on both hips and I point to my astromech an R7 Series

"Sev, do some rounds on the ship and check for any faults, alright Six let's go and make some credits"

 

[KitKat]

Yik was a robust man who was balding and always seemed to have a fat cigar in his mouth. When he met the two at the warehouse he was in a greasy stained shirt and pants that were stretched over an enormous belly. He seemed to sweat grease almost and had an odor about him to go along with it. Bandit looked at him and tried to hold in a life. It was a very pathetic sight.

"So I hear you two got something fer me?"

"Yes. 5,000 as discussed."

"Not till I see the goods."

"You can come back to the ship and get it. We aren't haulting it here."

"Well what good are ye if you ye won't haul it to me door!"

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"Six the Ship isn't that far and I got a pretty fast land speeder that has a hitch and I can bring it back here in a giffy"

 

[KitKat]

Bandit rolled his eyes and spat on the ground. "Fine we will go get it. But if we run into trouble you better hope we don't ask for more money."

He turned to his partner. "Let's go get the stuff."

[member="Dorrian Korr"]

 

[Sakumo1Uchiha]

[member="Bandit Six"]

"Even if we do we are more than ready for just some gangsters"