Ewok Girl for Sale

[Blair]

So my first few attempts at having a master/owner didn't work out to well. I'm thinking if I can I'd rather just start back from square one where she's been sold off by slavers. Hopefully it can be someone who's hard on her at first but grows to like or appreciate her. She can't speak English, only Ewok, and is a little bit of a fighter at times. She is a skilled archer and hunter though, so hopefully that helps.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

Wait, wait, I got this.





MIDGETS FOR SALE! COME ONE! COME ALL! GET YOUR MIDGETS HERE! FURRY MIDGETS! THEY CAN DO YOUR COOKING, CLEANING, AND THEY'VE HAD THEIR SHOTS! ALL FOR A LOW LOW PRICE OF 9.99 CREDITS!

 

[Delila Castillon]

Yet she doesn't look like a furry midget

 

[Ellie Mors]

I was led here with the belief that I would be buying a talking teddy bear.

Sadly I was mistaken.

 

[Grozurra]

Wait, wait, I got this.





MIDGETS FOR SALE! COME ONE! COME ALL! GET YOUR MIDGETS HERE! FURRY MIDGETS! THEY CAN DO YOUR COOKING, CLEANING, AND THEY'VE HAD THEIR SHOTS! ALL FOR A LOW LOW PRICE OF 9.99 CREDITS!

I'll take two.

 

[Sheila]

There could be a fun thread but don't want to buy you....

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[member="Teeka"] I'd honestly do the buying (Well, more like slaughtering the slavers and taking her), but the problem is, Joshua would just free her right after and tell her to go on her way. He hates slavers, you know that. You're looking for a master, not a freedom fighter. Maybe try one of the Sith. They love slaves.

 

[Jericho]

Dibs

[member="Teeka"]

 

[Torvas]

Yeah, I'm going to chime in here and say that unfortunately Janus is pretty much strong when it comes to abolitionism, and it doesn't help that I play a droid who's questing to be liberated either. Hard to find a slaver these days, eh?

 

[Sempra the Hutt]

[member="Teeka"]

The Cartel owns alot of slaves. But unless you turn out to be useful (most often in a non-nice way) you wont get Hutt candy, only the salt....

 

[The Red of Sinner]

[member="Teeka"]

I would do this just to keep you as amusement! I am down for this!