Film a Movie With Norge Rucras

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Blarg Trek 2 is due to hit the masses in two months. Due to a catastrophe involving a squirt-gun, a dancer, and Norge's pal, Gaben, the majority of the cast has ceased to be alive. The show, however, must go on! Only one scene remains, and Norge needs actors! Volunteer for great rewards such as, but not limited to: Decapitation, imprisonment, religious zealotry, credits, Norge love. Be part of the magic!

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

I won't have this face for long, might as well use it

 

[Onrai]

As crazy as it sounds

I'd be interested

 

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Yes, yes, now more! I need more actors!

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

I AM DUKE GUYWALKER

I SHALL WALK ON GUY

 

[Talon Vosra]

I would like to audition for the parts of Snarth Bater and Ban Holo please.

@[member="Norge Rucras"]

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

I'm in! And I'd like to read for Bria S'moregana and Bilbo Fret please. I know Fret's supposed to be male, but come on:

 

[Vulpesen]

*rolls on through* I shall join as well! (if ya can take me that is)

 

[Sienna Vekarr]

@[member="Norge Rucras"]
MOVIE?!

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

I told you 10 hours ago that I want in!

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

Nessarose would make a lovely Princess Bria. Maybe I'll just put myself in for the bounty hunter.

*Snarth Bater voice:* You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.
*As Bilbo Fret:* Whatever.

See?

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

I APPROVE OF THAT POST ^

 

[Malice Draclau]

a Movie? sounds interesting.

 

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Yes, yes, the cast is coming together! Now we only need someone to replace the star of the production, the reason for the Blarg Trek movies, everyone's favorite hero, NAR NAR!!!

 

[Vulpesen]

*raises hand* Nar Nar.

 

[Darth Ferus]

.. Who is this Nar Nar?

I might just play him.

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

@Krest: Nar Nar Jinx. He brings luck, love, and merchandising everywhere he goes. You can tell he's nearby by the smell of polyester jammies and those little dolls with the strings that talk when you pull them.

Try out some of his best lines and see if they suit you:

"My may me mo moo."

"Issa you is, or issa you ain't my baby?"

"Wizard!" No wait, that's Mannaquin's line.

"Su su sudio!"

 

[Gaben Ewell]

I swear, I still can't figure out how a squirt-gun can get lodged in a man's lungs, and I saw it happen! So, Rucras, old buddy, if you need any help with this, I think I owe it to you to help out with it.

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

o.o

 

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@[member="Gaben Ewell"] Ah, Gaben, my lover/friend.

LET US ROCK THIS LAND!

The movie production will begin Saturday morning.