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[900]

Who needs a therapist?

 

[Veino Garn]

Probably 80% of the characters on the board.

 

[900]

[member="Veino Garn"]

Sir you can point the finger all you want, but you wont get the help YOU need till you point the finger at yourself!

 

[Cora Passek]

Isn't the first step admitting you need help?

[member="Dr. Pill "]

 

[900]

[member="Cara Sampson"]

No, you wont get anywhere if you cant stop this, you are a blonde, its okay, we understand that your kind of all needs the most Inner Help.

 

[Vulpesen]

My parents left me on the door step of some 4 foot fox dude. I then joined a group of jedi during which, I was abandoned by every padawan I ever had, my master left to become a sith, and I eventually left because I felt forgotten and unloved. I was then a sith for a year.... enough said on that one. Oh, and for a while my girlfriend got herself kidnapped and mind wiped without telling me.

@Dr. Pill

 

[900]

[member="Vulpesen"]

You are living in a fantasy world, Sith do not exist, Foxs cant raise people, and whats a Padawan? Are you telling me were into selling women for money?

The way I see it, your master left because you force your S&M ways on him, or her, and your girlfriend tried to get away from your controlling ego.

It's not all about you!

 

[Vulpesen]

My best friend is also a telepathic six inch wolf who's suggesting I toss you to my home planet's teradin trees.

@Dr. Pill

 

[Aithne Charr]

@Dr. Pill

How do i deal with the death of thousands of people at once?

 

[900]

[member="Vulpesen"]

You sir, are on drugs.

[member="Solan Charr"]

Mass murder is illegal is seven states.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

@Dr. Pill

Hi. I'm a supervillain. But I really, really just want to be loved. Help me.

 

[Mrrew]

See it's characters like this that make me wish there was a button that alerted you every time someone made a post...

 

[The Voices]

You're going to have a field day.

 

[Raven Hayashi]

I think I'm just going to visit [member="Doctor Zendu"] instead.

Also I am a 5ft Fox person with six and a half fox tails as well as wolf ears. I can also move things with my mind, I also have spider-senses, what you got [member="Dr. Pill "]?

Edit: I just grew three extra tails when I wasn't looking

 

[Piraiba]

@Dr. Pill

I'm a ten foot tall cat that is addicted to spice, sex, and murder. I desperately want to change, but the legit life is a lot of work. What can I do?

 

[Doctor Zendu]

Who is this quack?

 

[Raven Hayashi]

A... duck?

 

[Dakil]

@Dr. Pill

Help me, please.

 

[Garik Reed]

@Dr. Pill

I'm addicted to this site.

pls send halp

 

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[member="Rael sul B'an"]

That's 100% of the people here mate