Jedi Brat!
I hereby issue a most official (and mildly embarrassing) challenge to you for a race up the infamous "Path of Pain" (okay, I just made that up, but it sounds intimidating). Yes, I'm challenging you, of all people, to a test of speed, strength, and possibly, some very undignified tripping over rocks.
The rules? Simple. We race, we brawl (politely), we dodge traps, and no, you're not allowed to cry when you inevitably lose. Should I reach the summit before you—or leave you incapacitated and snoring on the trail—you, my friend, owe me a well-deserved victory dinner. Nothing fancy. Just three courses, a dessert platter, and maybe a small crown for my trouble.
Should, by some miracle, you defeat me, I will graciously treat you to dinner and listen to you brag at least once… but don't get your hopes up.
Prepare yourself for the ultimate test, and may your feet be swift, your reflexes sharp, and your ego ready for a solid bruising.
Yours in premature victory,
Braze
P.S. Bring your own bandages. I'll bring snacks.