Gorgeous John

[Kip Radon]

NAME: Gorgeous John
FACTION: THE TRUE EMPIRE/Liberty District 1
RANK: President of Liberty District 1
SPECIES: Human
AGE: 35
SEX: Male
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 150 pounds
EYES: blue
HAIR: Grey and brow
SKIN: White
Force sensitive: No
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STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES

Strengths

Puppet master
Sharp Tongue
Decent fighter
Ruthless
Genius
Amazing lover
Always smells good

Weaknesses

Dies from bullets and sharp things
Hates Mondays and birds


APPEARANCE: He wears some sort of steam punk get up I don't know you should go play borderlands 2.

BIOGRAPHY:

President of Liberty District One on Dredd John is a man of action, he does prefer to stay in the shadows and troll his opponents but he is sometimes known to do things himself. He hands out with his best lackeys at the true empire and is working on making a company to help expand his enterprise. The end

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

Dredd can Dominion me <3

 

[Ibby]

[member="Gorgeous John"]

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait.

Borderlands 2...

This is a reference to Handsome Jack, right?

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]

Oh I'll dominion you baby. Right after you make me a sandwich

 

[Xephirus Cloud]

[member="Payiat"] I was thinking gorgeous george

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Gorgeous John"]

Gorgeous, huh?

*Grabs sledgehammer*

Up for some "surgery"?

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Cross Ikon"]

Well I can't any uglier than you so that will help me sleep at night.

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Gorgeous John"]

Well, I can't have any less facial hair than you, so I'm fine.

 

[Jack Rand]

[member="Gorgeous John"]

You look pretty handsome to me, Jack.

*Cheekiness intensifies*

 

[Zayani Brin]

*sighs, and melts all of your metal parts*

Oops.

*walks away*

[member="Gorgeous John"]

 

[Yuuthayn Di'cantos]

*shifts into your mirror image*

Oooh. I could get used to this body...
[member="Gorgeous John"]

 

[Jack Rand]

[member="Yuuthayn Di'cantos"]

So could I

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Cross Ikon"]

At least I don't look like a pile of Nexu scat. Real tough guy with your flowing red hair and girlish features. Tell you what Ken doll how's about you and your friends slow poke Gonzales [member="Jack Rand"] and daddy issues Mgoo [member="Lexa Imura"] find a nice quiet place take a step back and

*censored* YOUR OWN FACE!!

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Yuuthayn Di'cantos"]

See, a woman with taste.

 

[Cross Ikon]

[member="Gorgeous John"]

What was that, street-tech Barbie? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the lack of fucks I give.

 

[Zayani Brin]

daddy issues Mgoo Lexa Imura

Hm. Obviously someone can't take rejection...

 

[Viktor Romanov]

[member="Lexa Imura"]

 

[Durotar]

[member="Gorgeous John"]

*steps on face*

Oh, sorry... Did I break something important?

*sees broken face*

Okay, nope. Carry on, my lovelies.

 

[Kip Radon]

[member="Cross Ikon"]
Has anyone ever told you that you should model? I mean you already look like a drag queen why not just tuck and tape the boys and make the full blown commitment

[member="Lexa Imura"]
Baby you couldn't handle this. So how's about you go cut somewhere else and cry about it while you watch your Make Up Tutorials

[member="Durotar"]

*is about to step on your face*

Oh look someone already beat me to it.

Carry on dipstick

 

[Zayani Brin]

Aww, look at him throwing a little fit because I didn't like the way he looked at me. So cute! *squeezes*
[member="Gorgeous John"]