Public Grab and Go (3 Sentence Crimes)

[Cassus Akovin]

Cassus entered the bank dressed to the nines, fitting in with the cheap aristocrats except for a peculiar helmet.

"I'd like to withdraw 50,000 GAC from any account, no Denon vouchers," Cassus suggested while pressing on their mind to fulfill his desire.

Apparently, they were too weak minded and dropped dead, giving Cassus only a moment to pull out his Sonic Disruptor before sirens blared, "Shit."

Spoiler: One Rule

There is only one rule, write a 3 sentence crime (or witness to a crime) in character, no more AND no less. You don't have to be in the same place, and you are welcome to join others.

If you need to clarify anything, I encourage you to talk, or to use a spoiler like this for TS;DR (Too Short; Didn't Read)

Have fun!

 

[Desric Terassi]

"All landings occupied; closest alternate is a five-minute walk," said the dispassionate synthetic voice.

Frowning down at his watch after looking out the window of his airspeeder, Desric sighed.

"Just land in the street - what are they going to do, arrest me?"

 

[Ruby Jaxx]

She stood outside a seemingly unoccupied business park, surrounded by fences and hostile warning signs.

Ruby stared at the biggest sign that said, plain and simple: No trespassing.

And Ruby ignored it.

 

[John Q]

John stabbed the boy through his chest.

In and out burned the red lightsaber in two red holes.

Over the red line of fire crackled black beans.

 

[Johnny Diamonds]

Johnny looked to Cassus Akovin , and brought his hand to his face, index finger and thumb rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"I told you to go easy, Caz! Now what are we gonna do?" he said with a sigh as he pulled out his Railgun with the alarms blaring.

"How are we supposed to get the creds we need for that fething casino adventure we had planned now!?"

 

[Under Foot]

It was almost too scandalous to bear.

From across the room, it taunted him like an itch in a place that he just couldn't scratch, until the Squib could take no more.

As the Squib walked away from the pillow, the label he had torn drifted to the ground with the words DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.

 

[Zenitha Chuma]

She paused at the words inscribed on the top of the stylopad, anger flaring in her chest.

PROPERTY OF THE BELAZURAN PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT, FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

"Ooooops!" Zenie muttered in a rare dose of sarcasm as she flipped the page, it was the only way she could stomach reading these dry mining reports.

 

[Cassus Akovin]

Cassus looked around at the scrambling bank patrons and the shuttering booths before cocking the Sound of Silence to disruptor mode.

"We go in the hard way, obviously; you can slice this security, right?" Cassus asked Johnny Diamonds as he aimed a thunderous blast heard for miles at the security door, burning a person-sized hole right in front of them.

 

[Hex]

Hex didn't like this, it was too easy, like stealing candy from a baby.

Only the candy was thirty pounds of packed Iadrium, and the baby was a delivery truck.

She was glad she remembered to pack her rocket launcher for this one.

 

[Lance of Dreams]

It was a simple modification; too simple.

Apparently, the patient didn't appreciate his inventive approach to surgery and made claims about "False Advertisement" and "Malpractice."

They stopped talking such nonsense after Lance of Dreams flipped the switch from off to on...

 

[Molly]

Maybe the crime was giving her father too much of the good wine.

Maybe it was stealing the starship codes from his datapad when he dozed off.

For Molly, the true crime was being forced to wear that truly horrific, pink dress.

 

[Koh Su]

This building was condemned and unclean, and its unbelievers were contemptuous of her faith's advances.

"May Halrormalenth remake you with fewer flaws under Nogras once Balagath has unmade you in the image of Sargon."

Koh Su offered a small prayer as she set the apartment complex on fire along with its 'No Solicitation' sign on the front door.

 

[Kadora'Tra]

She was a jailbird.

Never thought she would be here,

In the first place. How?

 

[Darth Voracitos]

One of the last remaining flesh golems, which mirrored the visage of a once-dead Emperor, feasted unthinking on a world called Filth.

Then, the servants, which had supplied this gargantuan facsimile of a human being its food 'round the clock, stopped replacing the mess of food that had occupied the table consistently for nearly a year of continuous eating.

"A crime that lives are so short and fragile, I was going for a new record," the watching consciousness within the golem appeared only for a moment to deliver its pseudo-sorrow over the death of its last servant in the mortal realm before departing back into Voracitos.

 

[An're Zeehra]

The crystals sparkled in the brief glimpse of sunlight before being hastily stuffed into the twi'lek's pocket.

She could feel a hum of energy radiating from them through the force, even with her basic knowledge she couldn't miss it.

She didn't know what the shady buyer could possibly want with them, but a job's a job.

Spoiler

They're kyber crystals if that wasn't clear. Mysterious.

 

[Daiya]

"Oh chit!" The teenage tagger scrambled to clear up her cans of the glitterized spray paint, stuffing them quickly in her satchel as the sirens grew louder.

CorpSec gunships flew across a nearby street, carrying on without stopping, and a relieved Daiya started unpacking her spray paint again with an impish giggle.