Herglic Haute-Couture

[Gorba the Hutt]

The Company​

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HHC consists of a single employee and CEO, Hion, better known as Orcus, who knits custom-made attire.​

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All-Porpoise Mittens - 500 Credits​

Custom mittens that come in a variety of colors, made from 100% Ropo wool. Guaranteed to keep your hands warm. Each pair is uniquely hand made and bears the initials of the buyer. ​

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Freudian Slip - 1,000 Credits​

This sheer shimmersilk nightgowns keeps you warm no matter what the temperature.​

 

[Velok the Younger]

[member="Hion the Herglic"]
Infinitely minor Force artifacts? Say no more.
2 pairs All-Porpoise Mittens, please.

 

[Ahani Najwa-Zambrano]

One pair of Mittens, blue mittens! With tassels!
And blue. Please and thank you, mighty Orcus.

 

[Matreya]

Why not, Ill take a pair also.

Didnt orcus die? Lol not to sound stupid. Im probably off

 

[Arage Bao]

...ropo wool?

Get me two.

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

OOC: [member="Rave Merrill"], [member="D-Man"], [member="Jared Ovmar"], [member="Ahani Najwa"]. Transactions approved. D-man, I got better. /OOC

Orcus trundled down to the local galactic shipping services to mail his mittens. He'd spent a whole two weeks knitting them, in his time off from killing Jedi. One brown and one grey pair, each with the initials R.M. One black and one white pair, with the initials J.O. One pink pair with the initial D.D. for D-man. And finally a blue pair of mittens, with tassels, with the initials A.N.

The Herglic shipped them off with little notes saying,

"May these keep you forever warm.
Much Love,
-Orcus."

 

[Darth Banshee]

[member="Hion the Herglic"] can you nit me a jumper, and return I let you sell my cookies as a new range

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

Orcus knit [member="Darth Banshee"] a very soft, very ordinary jumper.

Transaction approved.

 

[sabrina]

Thank you [member="Hion the Herglic"], it help keep me warm on cold nights.

Spoiler

[member="Rexus Drath"] See we are not evil, we are misunderstood

 

[Rexus Drath]

[member="Hion the Herglic"] Hello yes, could you knit me a scarf? And I would love a set of your gloves.

Also [member="sabrina"], -shakes head in disappointment-

 

[Xander Lok]

Ill take one white pair

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

Orcus labored long and hard for two days to produce a nice comfortable, but ultimately ordinary scarf for [member="Rexus Drath"].

[member="Xander Lok"] got a pair of white all-porpoise fingerless mitten-gloves.

Transactions approved.

 

[Valik]

An anonoymous order with payment arrives with a note enclosed

"I'd like a pair of child sized mitten mailed to [member="Ibaris Varanin-Jacobs"]."

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

Orcus stared at the order. He knew nothing of an Ibaris Varanin-Jacobs, but he did know an [member="Ashin Varanin"]. Orcus knit the mittens and shipped them off to Ashin with a little note enclosed saying,

"Salutations Miss Varanin,

I received an anonymous message yesterday to knit mittens for one Ibaris Varanin-Jacobs. I know no one of such name, but I expect you do. Enclosed are the mittens. I hope they keep Ibaris warm.

Cordially,
-Orcus."

Transaction approved.

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

[member="Hion the Herglic"]

Flicking through the holonet online shopping channel, she was slowly getting a grip on this new and strange technology, and Aerin discovered ...

Herglic Haute-Couture - Freudian Slip .. new in store.

Keep you warm in all weather? Oh this is good and something needed for her. Although she suspected the slip might be the only thing she would wear on the warmer days. But that did not matter, she is a girl after all and loves soft pretty things. So, with new credits in her account, the gems from Midvinter she had procured from the mountains had proven a boon and she is flush. So she opened an online account with Herglic Haute-Couture, and ordered three slips in her size, one black, white and red. No, wait red clashes with the hair. The other blue. No no wait... green, a deep bottle green. She pressed send and wait for confirmation.

"I wonder if Herglic designs bras?", she would not see any. Oh well.....

 

[Ashin Varanin]

[member="Hion the Herglic"]
Mr. Orcus,
Ibaris loves her mittens. Attached is my order form for one dozen assorted Freudian Slips.
A. Varanin

 

[Danger Arceneau]

Mr. Orcus,

I've heard wonderful things about your mittens and your slips.

I'd like to order a dozen of your slips and another dozen of your mittens.

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

[member="Ærin Firebrand"], [member="Ashin Varanin"], [member="Danger Arceneau"]

Transactions approved

 

[Velok the Younger]

[member="Hion the Herglic"]
Lord Orcus-

Your mittens are immensely satisfactory. I would like to order three Freudian Slips.

Rave Merrill

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

[member="Rave Merrill"]
Transaction Approved, Hauum.