Tasgetius Blackwood said:
Today I am proud to say that the SCOTUS (Supreme Court of the United States) in a 5-4 decision have made it clear that Same Sex Marriage is now legal in all 50 States.
As a matter of curiosity, why are you 'proud,' exactly? As a matter of full disclosure,
I'm entirely in favor of marriage equality, but I find nothing to celebrate in this decision except for the end result. It is an opinion that is embarrassingly lacking in coherent legal reasoning (see also
King v. Burwell). As someone who believes in marriage equality, great! As a student of law and jurisprudence, oh my god what were they thinking? The majority opinion relies upon a legal theory no more sound than the old, tried-and-tested Justice Kennedy Wants to Be Invited to The Right Kind of Cocktail Parties theory (which, incidentally, I never read about in law school). It reads like the con law exam of a C- first year law student.
I understand why people are happy, I guess? But I'm of the opinion that there's a right way to achieve these types of things and a wrong way, and this opinion of the court is the latter. Then again, with the legal establishment as progressive as it is, I suspect this (and
King) will not get much scrutiny because they came to the Correct Conclusion, and therefore do not require anything so prosaic or pedestrian as precedent, rules of statutory interpretation, or legal reasoning (see also Roe v. Wade, which was at the time the opinion was handed down very nearly universally decried as an opinion entirely lacking in any kind of legal basis, and is now enshrined as the next
Brown v. Board). As an enthusiast of a constitutional democratic republic, it's hard to be excited about what is a Good Thing™ (marriage equality) when the way it was done was basically without basis in the Constitution. It makes the court look cheap and undignified (mostly because over the last few sessions, the court has shown itself to be cheap and undignified).
TL;DR: Yay gay marriage! Boo embarrassing mental backflips the court put itself through to come to the Correct Conclusion!