How did I not know this game existed?

[Ludolf Vaas]

What the...

Who the...

How the...

I honestly have no words for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A​

 

[Jsc]

You ain't missin' much brother. Some ideas are best left pretty on paper.

 

[Des Kovak]

Lobot on the synths. The Death Star disco ball. The lyrics. The names of the dance moves. Oh, the puns. They hurt so good.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

Trust me. You're not missing much.

 

[Kiber Dorn]

*FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*

 

[Ludolf Vaas]

I seriously don't know what to make of this. I mean, I know Star Wars is sometimes pretty cheesy and often crassly commercial, and I accept that. So I really shouldn't be surprised.

But this...

 

[Jsc]

Well, on paper it sounded like great fun at the time. Here we have this new technology. Motion capture for video games, sorta. So let's create a full experience for families that revolves around the Star Wars Universe. Who doesn't want to experience a Jedi adventure with a lightsaber? Who doesn't want to control the helm of a Starfighter or a Pod-racer? Who doesn't enjoy that Dancing Fad Thingy? Let's make some money.

Alas. The controls were ridiculous, the experience was corny, the music was *lulzwhat?, and that Rancor game was pretty kiddo-kiddo. It was glitchy, unpolished, and missed the target demographic. Now? Did it have spirit? Yeah. It had lofty spirit. However, it was a messy experience that skipped in translation from form to function.

~ "I'm Han Solo. I'm Han Solo, Solooo." ~

Oh god. Plz no. I'm not letting my kids play this garbage. Kill it with fire baby. Kill it with fire!

 

[Edward Vyperion]

[member="Ludolf Vaas"]

It is a bad idea, that's all I'm gonna say xD

 

[Connor Harrison]

.....is this an actually real game/mod/download etc or something or some fan-made spoof?

Either way it is rather brilliant.

 

[Jsc]

Kinect Star Wars: IGN Review

Jay paints with Kinect Star Wars

It's a real game.

[member="Connor Harrison"]

 

[Other Space Kaiden]

I'M SOLO, HAN SOLO, HAN SOLO, SOLOOOOOO

I'M FEELING LIKE A STAR, YOU CAN'T STOP MY SHINE, I'M LOVING CLOUD CITY MY HEADS IN THE SKY

I'M SOLO, HAN SOLO, HAN SOLO, SOLOOOOOO

 

[Connor Harrison]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"] ....oh my. *feels corrupt*

 

[Nandiach_Ankah]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

































God the people that are gonna take that seriously

 

[Ludolf Vaas]

They also pillaged "Genie in a Bottle".

Honestly, this is just soo funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMItLni318​

 

[Jsc]

[member="Ludolf Vaas"] Oh no. Not another one. Ugh, for the love'z. Let us continue this theme here. No more plz.

 

[Other Space Kaiden]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

That title though ILYBBY

 

[Jsc]

[member="Corvinus Palpatine"] Wait to you see the thread I just posted. Mughahaha.