Jack Sparrow
Captain
Life. It's bigger. It's bigger than you, and you are not me. If you missed me, I'm here. If you didn't, you're likely shaking your head and wondering where I've been, unless you're not. If you never liked me, you'll love me now, because I smell like fresh-cut flowers and the Outer Rim.
Now. Who wants a kiss?
Now. Who wants a kiss?