Roshki Belawiiks
We all have demons. I've just decided to feed mine
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Location: Ambaril, Chandaar
[member="Darius"]
"Maximillius! Stop squirming!" I shouted, though the wind took away my words. My Blarth's little tail-nubbins clung to my cloak as he barked at the three other speeders chasing me. Unlike me, however, their riders didn't have to focus on keeping a fat blob on their vehicle. "Maxi, down!"
My speeder zipped through the city, darting past pedestrians, buildings, and little stands of merchandise. Despite my situation, I felt rather proud of myself; thus far I hadn't knocked over a single thing.
Caught up in the moment, I flew too close to one of the stands -- a fruit stand -- and knocked over a whole bunch of muja fruits. Oops. But by the time the owner could raise a fist, my speeder was already gone and the three chasing me had added to the damage. On top of that, one of the jarheads decided to start shooting at me. As if that was going to make things better!
Trust my luck to land into trouble without meaning to. I had travelled to Ambaril to buy some cheap Gullipuds for Maxi to snack on and play with. The bouncy, squishy creatures caused my face to take on a faintly disgusted look every time I had to handle them, but my pet loved them. Unfortunately, Ossus did not have much in the way of Gullipuds, and so far [member="Corvus Raaf"] and the other Jedi Masters hadn't caught on to my, ah, billing methods. Which was good for me, because Maxi ate a lot. Seriously. He gave Hutts a run for their money...or would it be squirm for their money? Wriggle for their money?
Unpleasant imagery aside, I was hoping to buy some wholesale. And where else to go but polluted Chandaar? Anyway, I had been walking Maxi around the shadier part of the market with the plan of getting Gullipuds as cheaply as I could...when my Blarth pup decided to sneeze. But he didn't just sneeze; he blew a gooey, icky, globbery mess of snot right onto the pantlegs of a stupidly muscular and easily angered gang member. On top of that, he was a bloody Epicanthix -- making any attempt at using the Force to calm him useless.
A blaster bolt barely grazed one of my montrals, and I let out a curse. I had yet to lose the fools, and I sincerely hoped I'd be able to do it quickly enough that I could go back and buy my now stressed Blarth something.
Why yes, yes I did spoil him. He was my baby, after all. And if these idiots touched a single slimy cell on my precious baby's skin....Well, it wouldn't be pretty.
Up ahead I spotted an alleyway, and with a smug grin I quickly steered my speeder into it. I grew up in alley-ridden slums, so I at least had the advantage of being able to navigate--
"Holy motherfether!" Apparently some genius had decided that a wall was the perfect thing to put at the end of an alleyway. I used to Force to pull Maxi towards me so that I could wrap my arms around him as we tumbled and rolled off the speeder. "Come, Maxi! Come!" Mixing the Force and my own strength, I hurriedly pushed together all of the boxes, crates, and trashcans I could find, creating a rudimentary ramp. Then, with my surprisingly agile Blarth, I scrambled up the wall. As I stood on the top, I heard the noise of speeders getting closer and closer...and watched as the three sped by. Yes! I cried within my head...until the noise again became louder, as if they'd realized where I was. Damn it!!
"Come on Maxi, time to go!" Reaching under his front legs, I grabbed Maxi and hoisted him up, ignoring his yelp of surprise. However, at the same time I was pulling, the pup had decided to spring forward, causing us to both tumble off the 7-foot-high metal wall. Maxi let out a yip as he plopped to the ground, though his blubbery mass absorbed most of the impact. Not so much for me; I fell backwards with no more than a second to focus on doing the drop-roll. I.e., try to get my body to roll in such a way as to evenly distribute the whatever-made-high-falls-hurt so I didn't break anything.
Good news: I didn't break anything. Bad news: my wrists, legs, and all one side hurt like a motherfether, and I could hear those morons on the other side of the wall.
"Ow...."