I hate my cat.

[Boethiah]

**BREAKING NEWS**​

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I decided it was a great idea to make food, you know -- being human and all? Right. I proceed to make said consumables but because I'm a human being and can't live without my tech, I went to go grab my phone; proceeded to get phone only to find out MY CAT pooped on the carpet. Sure, I'll just clean -- nope -- stepped in it.

Why am I telling you all this? Because the world needs to know!

My cat is the spawn of all evil! So, anyway... I cleaned my foot off, went down to get my food. Nothing abnormal about that, right? I know. Until... I caught him eating my food.

This is Anja Aj'Rou, saying: Is your cat evil? If so feel free to comment below whilst I scheme the demise of my evil cat.

Yes. I'm a cat person.

...

Well this was awkward.

I'm not crazy.

 

[Nimue Stormson]

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]

I may not have a cat, but I have a little puppy we got for x-mas. Trust me, I know how aggrivating it can be.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

I've had a cats since I was little (As in in the cradle there was a cat that slept with me), I can completely empathize with you.

Not sure if you would agree, but I always see those moments as being worth it in the long run for all the love and everything that the cat does.

 

[Gregor Arthmael]

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]

I have an adorable little Calico kitten and she's sleeping in my lap right now

 

[Boethiah]

[member="Corruck Kazen"]

Oh, I love my evil cat, I just also hate him

[member="Gregor Arthmael"]

I am jealous of you. I wish cats remained kittens forever

 

[Allyson Locke]

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"] Confirmed Crazy

 

[Xenia Nastassia]

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"] -- No, just no. You, fortunately, understand nothing of true feline evil. This sounds like my cat on a good day-- my cat LITERALLY named queen Kitty. She's Russian, don't even. Your cat reports to my cat, the real demon spawn.

But she soooooooooooooooooo cute, too.

ooOOoooOOOOoooooOOoooofff.

#catpeople5evur
#crazycatlady
#bitchkittyminion

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

I don't have a cat, but I've learned how evil they can be. Good grief, when you hear cats fighting out in your yard in the middle of the night...it makes you want to smash your alarm clock even more the next morning.

 

[Seris Vant]

I'll 'permanently remove' your problem if you want. But cat 'removal' isn't cheap. Plane tickets, hotels, meals, fake passports. 100,000 and he's gone. You won't know what country he'll be in. You'll have no contact what so ever. It will be like he's dead. So what say you?

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

hummm is your cat sith spawn by any chance [member="Anja Aj'Rou"]

 

[Rhurek Thane]

My cats tore through a duct on the third floor, I had been wondering why it had been so cold in my house....
Also on a side note, taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.
Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Dōkeshi]

 

[Via Dolorosa]

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]

sorry to hear that, but I feel your pain. The hubby and I have three cats, two are perfect role models while the third is the spawn of everything evil. Well, evil in terms of shoes. She has developed a shoe fetish, claiming all pairs of shoes as hers, even shoes that belong to guests that come to visit. She drapes across them and anyone brave enough to come within striking range, gets a well timed paw to the leg, or foot, or if you are brave to confront her; a hand.

My hubby built a shelf so we can put our shoes up there with hopes of discouraging her fetish. Nope, fail. She would sit there staring up at them and 'cry'. We tried to ignore her and after awhile, she would give up. But when we try to sleep, she lets us know how upset with us she is for taking her precious away.

So...in the end, shoes are back on the floor and woe to anyone who needs to get their shoes.

 

[Hal Terrano]

Asides from butterflies and vegetables in unexpected places, nothing fills my heart with more fear than the prospect of a cat jumping onto my lap, only to do that claw thing on my legs.

YOU KNOW, THE THING.

THE THING.

*manically imitates a cat puncturing your legs*

 

[Khan Ra]

Yes. Cats are evil. Ecspecially saber-toothed Sith ones.

 

[PadawnPrawn]

Why have a cat
when you can have a dog?

 

[PadawnPrawn]

This is a classic example of why you shouldn't have cats
don't say I didn't warn you.. xD