I need someone to assist me with making a Droid cigarette!

[Pavor Clauditis]

So anyway, I am attempting to create a new product for my company, ZP Tobacco. A cigarette and/or computer chip that a Droid can insert into themselves, producing a flavor and a nicotine buzz for the Droid. Can anyone assist me?

 

[Jsc]

A: Set her tree on fire. Inhale deeply.

Oh droid. I thought you said Druid. My bad.

 

[Pavor Clauditis]

Haha, thank you for pointing out my mistake

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

 

[Jsc]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]

You're golden. And I'd help but... I have no idea how a droid would smoke anything. Lulz. GL HF.

 

[Grace Darkson]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]

.....why.

 

[Pavor Clauditis]

Because...Uhm...Droids need to kill their durasteel lungs, too!

[member="Grace Darkson"]

 

[Judah Lesan]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]

What is the Galaxy coming to? Now droids are being targeted for lung cancer!?

 

[Pavor Clauditis]

Hey, man. I'm just trying to make a living and doing the best I can...

*Secretly creates mascot, targeting droids called ZP Droid.*

*Cue Advertisement...*

[member="Dave"]

 

[Sere Reene]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]
My engineering muses love this idea.

 

[Fyor Nayus]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]
Fyor especially right up his street.

 

[Pavor Clauditis]

[member="Sere Reene"]

[member="Fyor Nayus"]

Do you all want me to start the thread? if you are interested in the thread, of course.

 

[Fyor Nayus]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]
I tagged you with both so you could see which muse you wanted more can only bring one out of their box sadly, they'd probably argue together. Feel free to start it whenever.

 

[Pavor Clauditis]

Damn, didn't even realize that. Thought you were two different writers. Anyway, I'll have the thread with...How about [member="Sere Reene"]

Do you want me to the start the thread?

 

[Sere Reene]

[member="Pavor Clauditis"]
Sure Sere will add an explosive to the end of hers, but the basic design can be the same her models won't be for luxury so much as... fun party gifts for strangers.

You can corner the luxury market

You can start it wherever you like, or you can use FFE's labs, i'll grab a link one sec as an example of the setting:

http://starwarsrp.net/topic/58325-project-mwp/
Is the sort of setup they use, industrial area, acid rain outside, lots of mess and people working away, gangs and buyers lining up to try the latest thing. Probably the most informal of weapon producers, spice and drug use in general is encouraged.