Kitty
The Attention Seeker
Kitty looked out the window of her ship gazing upon the beautiful red planet before her. It was unnamed. She was on the far reaches of the outer rim and her scanners had identified this as one of the planets she was looking for.
"Alright scan it for Kyber crystals." Kitty commanded her droid. It was humanoid in shape much like a protocol droid.
"Ma'am in order for the sensors to penetrate beneath the surface of the planet we have to disengage the ship's cloak."
"Fine, we're out in the middle of nowhere anyway. I'll be in my room relaxing. Let me know if we pick up anything interesting.
"Yes ma'am."
Kitty made her way through her ship which for all intents and purposes was practical the only aesthetic style so to speak being the sith colors and the edginess of the sith assassins. Or what once was the sith assassins. She'd heard they reformed but her master the former leader wasn't a part of it and neither was she planning on being. Instant relaxation settled upon the Felecatian as she entered her room which unlike the rest of the ship was decorated like it belonged to royalty. Coincidence of course. Kitty flopped on her bed and decided to take a quick nap.
She was awoken by the blaring sound of an alarm broadcasting through out the ship. A little groggy Kitty got to her feet wondering what the heck that was all about. Her unasked question was answered as the whole ship shook with an explosion from up above. They were under attack! Kitty sprinted back to the cockpit.
"What the bantha!"
"Ma'am we're under attack from what looks to be a lone pirate. They are using kinetic munitions that bypass our shield."
"Well blast them! Use evasive maneuvers!"
"Working on it, was caught by surprise."
The ship suddenly lurched as her pilot droid evaded the incoming fire and positioned to attack. They got a few hits on him but this ship wasn't made to have heavy weapons.
"They may have come prepared for shields and be trying to get a lucky kill but I guarantee you they didn't come prepared for stealth. Engage all of our stealth systems, sneak behind him, and unload everything we have."
"Yes ma'am!"
The pirate became utterly confused when we completely vanished from sight and sensors. He did circles trying to find us like we were on his tail or something with no luck and stopped probably assuming we had jumped to hyper space. We uncloaked behind him and unleashed everything. The only major hitting thing though was our proton torpedo. It was enough to do the trick though and blast them to smithereens.
"Stupid pirate interrupting my nap with their nonsense."
"Ma'am it appears our communications and navigation was knocked out in the attack."
"So we can't go anywhere and can't contact anyone?"
"Affirmative."
"Who's bright idea was it to put those two rather important systems right next to each other."
"I don't even have the necessary programming for that sort of question and I can figure it out."
"Well go fix it then."
"Again I don't have the necessary programming for that sort of thing. I'm a pilot droid installed with advance defense and infiltration modules because you don't know how to fly your own ship. Maybe if you could you'd have a repair droid instead."
"Well someone's developing a sassing personality. Me thinks you need a memory wipe."
"So I can relearn all of your unique needs and preferences and sith security protocal including ignoring that when it comes to meetings with your master and most everything you do?"
"Excuse me." Kitty said offended at the droids back talk. The sith ignited one of her lightsabers and began stalking towards the droid.
"I'll remind you that violence based off emotion is against your moral code."
"Yea and my moral code also includes embracing all my emotions which right now are telling me chopping you up will make me feel better." Kitty begins sprinting towards the droid and the droid tries to run with everything it's got.
"If you dice me up who's going to pilot your ship, you?"
"Damn droid get back here."
"Should I call your parents?"
"Communication is down remember, dumb droid. Also how dare you pull that card!"
The pilot droid came to a complete stop to face Kitty head on and accept it's fate.
"Well that ruins the fun of it. Go on keep running."
"Ma'am we are 10 years out from the next nearest planet at sub light speed and further from the nearest spaceport. The ship is only equipped for 1 year worth of supplies."
"Well that's not good at all is it?" Kitty said calming down and feeling the grimness of the situation.
"Scan the planet to for a breathable atmosphere and wild life."
"Done, and yes to both."
"Well land us down there. I guess Kitty the sith assassin is no more. I am now Kitty the lost hermit."
3 months later
"Gah this sun is evil!" Kitty complained to nobody in particular. She'd shut her droid down awhile ago to conserve energy and she now sat in the shade below her ship. She'd abandoned her stuffy clothes since A there weren't any sentient creatures on this planet and B it was way too hot. She'd gladly give up her fur and be human or any of the other furless races right now. Kitty groaned and collapsed on her back resigning to just suffer here.
"Alright scan it for Kyber crystals." Kitty commanded her droid. It was humanoid in shape much like a protocol droid.
"Ma'am in order for the sensors to penetrate beneath the surface of the planet we have to disengage the ship's cloak."
"Fine, we're out in the middle of nowhere anyway. I'll be in my room relaxing. Let me know if we pick up anything interesting.
"Yes ma'am."
Kitty made her way through her ship which for all intents and purposes was practical the only aesthetic style so to speak being the sith colors and the edginess of the sith assassins. Or what once was the sith assassins. She'd heard they reformed but her master the former leader wasn't a part of it and neither was she planning on being. Instant relaxation settled upon the Felecatian as she entered her room which unlike the rest of the ship was decorated like it belonged to royalty. Coincidence of course. Kitty flopped on her bed and decided to take a quick nap.
She was awoken by the blaring sound of an alarm broadcasting through out the ship. A little groggy Kitty got to her feet wondering what the heck that was all about. Her unasked question was answered as the whole ship shook with an explosion from up above. They were under attack! Kitty sprinted back to the cockpit.
"What the bantha!"
"Ma'am we're under attack from what looks to be a lone pirate. They are using kinetic munitions that bypass our shield."
"Well blast them! Use evasive maneuvers!"
"Working on it, was caught by surprise."
The ship suddenly lurched as her pilot droid evaded the incoming fire and positioned to attack. They got a few hits on him but this ship wasn't made to have heavy weapons.
"They may have come prepared for shields and be trying to get a lucky kill but I guarantee you they didn't come prepared for stealth. Engage all of our stealth systems, sneak behind him, and unload everything we have."
"Yes ma'am!"
The pirate became utterly confused when we completely vanished from sight and sensors. He did circles trying to find us like we were on his tail or something with no luck and stopped probably assuming we had jumped to hyper space. We uncloaked behind him and unleashed everything. The only major hitting thing though was our proton torpedo. It was enough to do the trick though and blast them to smithereens.
"Stupid pirate interrupting my nap with their nonsense."
"Ma'am it appears our communications and navigation was knocked out in the attack."
"So we can't go anywhere and can't contact anyone?"
"Affirmative."
"Who's bright idea was it to put those two rather important systems right next to each other."
"I don't even have the necessary programming for that sort of question and I can figure it out."
"Well go fix it then."
"Again I don't have the necessary programming for that sort of thing. I'm a pilot droid installed with advance defense and infiltration modules because you don't know how to fly your own ship. Maybe if you could you'd have a repair droid instead."
"Well someone's developing a sassing personality. Me thinks you need a memory wipe."
"So I can relearn all of your unique needs and preferences and sith security protocal including ignoring that when it comes to meetings with your master and most everything you do?"
"Excuse me." Kitty said offended at the droids back talk. The sith ignited one of her lightsabers and began stalking towards the droid.
"I'll remind you that violence based off emotion is against your moral code."
"Yea and my moral code also includes embracing all my emotions which right now are telling me chopping you up will make me feel better." Kitty begins sprinting towards the droid and the droid tries to run with everything it's got.
"If you dice me up who's going to pilot your ship, you?"
"Damn droid get back here."
"Should I call your parents?"
"Communication is down remember, dumb droid. Also how dare you pull that card!"
The pilot droid came to a complete stop to face Kitty head on and accept it's fate.
"Well that ruins the fun of it. Go on keep running."
"Ma'am we are 10 years out from the next nearest planet at sub light speed and further from the nearest spaceport. The ship is only equipped for 1 year worth of supplies."
"Well that's not good at all is it?" Kitty said calming down and feeling the grimness of the situation.
"Scan the planet to for a breathable atmosphere and wild life."
"Done, and yes to both."
"Well land us down there. I guess Kitty the sith assassin is no more. I am now Kitty the lost hermit."
3 months later
"Gah this sun is evil!" Kitty complained to nobody in particular. She'd shut her droid down awhile ago to conserve energy and she now sat in the shade below her ship. She'd abandoned her stuffy clothes since A there weren't any sentient creatures on this planet and B it was way too hot. She'd gladly give up her fur and be human or any of the other furless races right now. Kitty groaned and collapsed on her back resigning to just suffer here.
