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[Professor Lettuce]

Hello everyone, I'm Professor Lettuce! I am neither a real professor or a real lettuce; in fact, I'm actually a stay-at-home mother and housewife, and I am particularly good at neither (though, my tiny human is still living.)!

I'm not new to writing, I'm been roleplaying since I was 11-12ish, which makes it... Around 9 years, now. I'm not the best writer you'll meet, but I can guarantee I'm almost never boring! Obviously, I'm here because I love Star Wars. I saw my first Star Wars film at the tender age of 4 (fun fact, watching The Phantom Menace is actually my earliest memory), and have been all-but obsessed since!

One last thing; obviously, since I have a six-month-old proto-human to care for, I cannot promise to be around 24-7, I only hope the promise that I'll do my best to be a timely rp'er is good enough for now.

 

[JanesBatter]

Hello, and welcome [member="Professor Lettuce"]! It's so great to have you on Chaos, it really is! If there is anything I can help you with, or point you in the right direction, just give me a call with @ . JanesBatter. Hope to see you around more, and more importantly, hope to see you and I cross paths!

 

[Professor Lettuce]

[member="JanesBatter"] Thank you much!

 

[Connor Harrison]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

Welcome to the Chaos!

Glad to have you with us - please just shout if you need help at all, or have any questions, as [member="JanesBatter"] already mentioned!

 

[GhostOfProtocol]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

Welcome, Welcome.

I like lettuce, so stay away or I'm afraid you might not exist tomorrow

 

[Professor Lettuce]

[member="Kei Garnik"]

Oh my. No, no. I am... Umm... Wilty. Yes, very wilty 0/10 you would not enjoy.

 

[GhostOfProtocol]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

"Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure" ~ Rowena Ravenclaw

 

[Joza Perl]

Welcome to Chaos! And congrats on the tiny human~

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

Hey hey there! If you ever want to RP feel free to hit me up. Everyone has been nice to me so far so I think you will like it here.

 

[Stardust Solus Skirae]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]
Welcome to the board I donhope you have fun here, we got plenty of factions to join if it suits you or you can do whatever you like(within rules of course)

Anyhow I'm always up for a RP so if you want just hit me up

 

[Professor Lettuce]

[member="Joza Perl"][member="Gray Raxis"][member="Stardust"]

Hey, thanks guys! I'm looking forward to getting to know you all!

 

[Oozak]

[member="Professor Lettuce"] Welcome To Chaos! Maybe one day we can roleplay together!

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Welcome! Whatever character you choose to create, I'm fairly certain I need to write with you.

 

[Filius Stellarum]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]
Great to meet you! You ever need more avatars and stuff, making that first one was great so I'm your guy! Filius is an ice-cold assassin so you may not want to meet him first, but I have a Jedi that's a lot more welcoming!

 

[Professor Lettuce]

[member="Maximo-925"] Perhaps! Thanks for the warm welcome.

[member="Jack Sparrow"] I don't know... I feel like you might just be trying to pilfer me of my organs like [member="Kei Garnik"]. I don't trust it. (actually I just so happen to be working on a political character so watch out.)

[member="Filius Stellarum"], seriously, you're awesome. That avatar was exactly what I needed. Thanks again! You might be stuck with me now.

 

[Filius Stellarum]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]
Hey, you get avatars, I get to make awesome art. Its a win-win. I can also do sigs and general artwork.

 

[GhostOfProtocol]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

I'm a smuggler, I don't steal organs. I'll steal anything that can give me a profit, but you'll walk out alive with all your organs

 

[Professor Lettuce]

[member="Kei Garnik"] So long as my beautiful leafy self makes it out alive, I am willing.

 

[GhostOfProtocol]

[member="Professor Lettuce"]

We should seriously go RP over a lettuce at some point

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Professor Lettuce"] you have organs? I likely would pilfer one or two if they were left unattended, but they're hard to carry around. Anything in a concertina instead?