The sail barge "Luscious Lady" skimmed the surface of the of the vast sea of Naboo. His crew had come here from Spira to try and deal with a sensitive buisness matter while hosting a floating party. The Hutt's Devorian Majordomo, Drak, had stood at his side while his bronze plated protocol droid RG-13 waited on his otherside as he waited for his associate to be led up for their meeting.
Meanwhile....
"I is not stupit, oogly meddal thing." Ugbolt said stamping his foot and stairing at a small M1-D2 astromech.
The droid tweedeled a response that ugbolt absolutely could not understand. The Gamorrean was supposed to be leading the prisoner to the deck above while the party went on in the mid deck.
"U talk right stoopid thing!" Ugbolt said reaching for his culb.
Again the droid let out a string of binary tweets and rocked back and forth on its feet as it tried to explain he had said nothing about anything ugly and couldn't speak with out it's vocabulator installed. Allas for the little droid Ugbolt haf imagined the droid had spoke while in reality it was just the weequay guard passing wind.
The club was swift and struck the droid over the dome and sending it crashing to the floor disengaged. The weequay yelled something at Ugbolt but in reply he did a breif rendition of the robot and cracked the gaurd on the head as well.
"Stoopit things not know Ugbolt." He said satisfied with himself, "Ugbolt iz best!"
Ugbolt convinced of his superiority walked to the cell that contained the former Accountant.
"U go up stairz." He said dragging the accountant by the collar, "Gordosa want U."
Up they went by a back stairwell to avoid the party. After a few minutes and lots of heavy breathing Ugbolt emerged on the top deck as the barge moved quickly acrossed the surface of the water.
"Where have you been Ugbolt!" Drak the Majordomo said as the Gamorrean brought the Sullustan accountant to stand in front of Gordosa.
"U b quiet," Ugbolt said, "Gordosa boss u just ugly horn head."
"Why you moronic pi..." Drak began.
"Enough!" Gordosa said breaking up the argument. "Ugbolt guard the door. Drak get me my datapad."
Gordosa held his concussion rifle over his shoulder as the two employees went to do their jobs.
"Gordosa I...I can explain." The Sulustan stammered, "you have to believe me I'd never cheat you."
"Oh?" Gordosa said as the Majordomo held the Datapad for Gordosa to take. "Tell me."
"Well you see the protectorate patrols and has taxes for all imports and exports off world." The accountant began, "On top of that it's illegal to smuggle creatures offworld especially that size. The extra funds were to pay fo.."
Gordosa pointed the concussion rifle at the man who promtly squealed like a school girl. Gordosa looked at the data pad and cleared his throat.
"For two thousand credits worth of Massages, 1000 credits in imported and eveidently taxed Caf from fringe space, 3000 credits in Ryll spice and 40,000 credits for prostitutes." Gordosa looked up and handed the datapad back to Drak, "that was just this month Sal."
"That that's falsified!" The accountant said putting up his hands. "I never bought Ryll spice."
Gordosa lofted a brow.
"Get me the plank." Gordosa said as he helt the rifle out to point at him.
Meanwhile.....
Ugbolt was standing some distance away looking at himself in the transparisteel of Gordosa's peivate chamber. R
The Gamorrean stood there flexing and cheeking his teeth. When a small gizka squeezed out of a crack under the door.
"Hey u go away." Ugbolt said.
The Gizka came closer and started to nuzzle Ugbolt's leg.
Ugbolt bent down and picked the creature up.
"Awww u like Ugbolt? U smart thing. I call U Steve." Ugbokt said petting the creature who purred in response. Ugbolt happy as can be with his new friend began to carry it over to show Gordosa. Just then to sentry droids were setting the accountant out on the extendable gang plank. Ugbolt tripped and sent steve flying at the accountant, Sal. The Gizka kicked its legs and the now bound accountant screamed as the gizka flopped into his face. Both went off the plank and were caught in the huge maw of a Sando aqua monster.
"Bye steve." Unbolt said as he stood and waived farewell.
"I hate it when that happens." Gordosa said with a sigh, "and that was the monster he was supposed to get me."
Meanwhile....
"I is not stupit, oogly meddal thing." Ugbolt said stamping his foot and stairing at a small M1-D2 astromech.
The droid tweedeled a response that ugbolt absolutely could not understand. The Gamorrean was supposed to be leading the prisoner to the deck above while the party went on in the mid deck.
"U talk right stoopid thing!" Ugbolt said reaching for his culb.
Again the droid let out a string of binary tweets and rocked back and forth on its feet as it tried to explain he had said nothing about anything ugly and couldn't speak with out it's vocabulator installed. Allas for the little droid Ugbolt haf imagined the droid had spoke while in reality it was just the weequay guard passing wind.
The club was swift and struck the droid over the dome and sending it crashing to the floor disengaged. The weequay yelled something at Ugbolt but in reply he did a breif rendition of the robot and cracked the gaurd on the head as well.
"Stoopit things not know Ugbolt." He said satisfied with himself, "Ugbolt iz best!"
Ugbolt convinced of his superiority walked to the cell that contained the former Accountant.
"U go up stairz." He said dragging the accountant by the collar, "Gordosa want U."
Up they went by a back stairwell to avoid the party. After a few minutes and lots of heavy breathing Ugbolt emerged on the top deck as the barge moved quickly acrossed the surface of the water.
"Where have you been Ugbolt!" Drak the Majordomo said as the Gamorrean brought the Sullustan accountant to stand in front of Gordosa.
"U b quiet," Ugbolt said, "Gordosa boss u just ugly horn head."
"Why you moronic pi..." Drak began.
"Enough!" Gordosa said breaking up the argument. "Ugbolt guard the door. Drak get me my datapad."
Gordosa held his concussion rifle over his shoulder as the two employees went to do their jobs.
"Gordosa I...I can explain." The Sulustan stammered, "you have to believe me I'd never cheat you."
"Oh?" Gordosa said as the Majordomo held the Datapad for Gordosa to take. "Tell me."
"Well you see the protectorate patrols and has taxes for all imports and exports off world." The accountant began, "On top of that it's illegal to smuggle creatures offworld especially that size. The extra funds were to pay fo.."
Gordosa pointed the concussion rifle at the man who promtly squealed like a school girl. Gordosa looked at the data pad and cleared his throat.
"For two thousand credits worth of Massages, 1000 credits in imported and eveidently taxed Caf from fringe space, 3000 credits in Ryll spice and 40,000 credits for prostitutes." Gordosa looked up and handed the datapad back to Drak, "that was just this month Sal."
"That that's falsified!" The accountant said putting up his hands. "I never bought Ryll spice."
Gordosa lofted a brow.
"Get me the plank." Gordosa said as he helt the rifle out to point at him.
Meanwhile.....
Ugbolt was standing some distance away looking at himself in the transparisteel of Gordosa's peivate chamber. R
The Gamorrean stood there flexing and cheeking his teeth. When a small gizka squeezed out of a crack under the door.
"Hey u go away." Ugbolt said.
The Gizka came closer and started to nuzzle Ugbolt's leg.
Ugbolt bent down and picked the creature up.
"Awww u like Ugbolt? U smart thing. I call U Steve." Ugbokt said petting the creature who purred in response. Ugbolt happy as can be with his new friend began to carry it over to show Gordosa. Just then to sentry droids were setting the accountant out on the extendable gang plank. Ugbolt tripped and sent steve flying at the accountant, Sal. The Gizka kicked its legs and the now bound accountant screamed as the gizka flopped into his face. Both went off the plank and were caught in the huge maw of a Sando aqua monster.
"Bye steve." Unbolt said as he stood and waived farewell.
"I hate it when that happens." Gordosa said with a sigh, "and that was the monster he was supposed to get me."
