Hey everyone! I am Nyree Justice, the Merchant Princess, or the Sky Princess, or ya know... just "Princess." Anyway, I'm one heck of a crack-shot pilot, a merchant, and the daughter of Genla Nagir. We are currently under some criminal investigation--something about insider trading and/or funding terrorist organizations and insurrections across a number of planets, tax evasion and--something about embezzlement for a major bank. Not really sure what all that is about.
Anyway, enough about that, let's talk about me. I'm a glam gal who always has her look on fleck. I'm the cutting edge of the cutting edge, and you know you all love me. I can talk anyone into almost literally anything and I can sell--well, just about anything. You want me to sell your hunk of junk ship for three times its value? No problem. Oh, its not even yours? Also no problem. You want me to fence your stolen goods? Also no problem, after my 20% fee (Since I am invested, you know I'm gonna get you the best price, baby). I have a connection in every port, and probably at least two boyfriends there too. Maybe a girlfriend too.
I don't really "shoot" or "stab" or --any of that. First of all, do you know how hard blood is to get out of Nubian wool? Second of all, I'd probably chip a nail. Ew. But like I said, I fly and I can talk anyone into almost anything. I plan on starting at least 3 insurrections and 2 rebellions by the time the day is done for you. Boom, that's how we do when you live #goals #CrushingIt.
I guess that leaves us back where we started. My name is Nyree and you're glad I am here.