Hal Terrano
Prince of Porridge
Fragile stickers.
The single easiest way to draw the ire of parcel sorters and package couriers alike.
There was an attitude amongst this field of the working class that no package was more important than the other. Complete package equality, this was the future after all (a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away). Every package was treated with the same amount of caution, so no matter how big, how small, the guys and gals of CHL made sure everything got there in one piece. That was just their service standard, unlike those ham-handed schmucks at myFermes.
So when they encountered a package with the special snowflake fragile sticker slapped onto the side it irked them. They took pride in their abilities as sorters and couriers! To think that some nonce out there doubted their abilities to deliver their cargo safely was ludicrous.
If they were so worried there was bubble wrap, packing peanut and so many more measures of safety to prevent the fine china from shattering. Insulting the staff's abilities however, was not a good measure.
Reggie Holst frowned at the great glaring fragile sticker, set out in black and glaring yellow, taunting him with notions of incompetence. Only three packages for Ossus for today, a small brown slip addressed to Padawan Yalawari, a large crate for a...Grrowlandlre, that name was hard to make out, Wookiees were never known for great penmanship.
Last but not least, a single medium-sized box, with that fragile sticker on the side, name and temple address written in very deliberate block capitals for one Avalore Eden.
The courier strolled through the temple pushing his repulsor lift along the halls, giving jovial greetings to those he passed. Reggie was well-known here, delivering packages to Jedi Temples after all required a certain amount of clearance and he was their regular.
With standard banter in tow the courier came to the temple administrator (somebody had to retain a sense of order and sense) and they moved through the old motions of signing, and confirming the delivery with a mild amount of morning flirtation on the go. He liked Gladys, might not have made it as a Jedi but she was a real ray of sunshine on the morning run.
After a brief chat the repulsor lift was pushed through to the mailhouse and the packages dropped off to be collected by their recipients.
His job was done, and with a cheery whistle and a skip in his step Reggie Holst moved on to the next job, not for a moment ever thinking about what his parcels might have contained.
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The single easiest way to draw the ire of parcel sorters and package couriers alike.
There was an attitude amongst this field of the working class that no package was more important than the other. Complete package equality, this was the future after all (a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away). Every package was treated with the same amount of caution, so no matter how big, how small, the guys and gals of CHL made sure everything got there in one piece. That was just their service standard, unlike those ham-handed schmucks at myFermes.
So when they encountered a package with the special snowflake fragile sticker slapped onto the side it irked them. They took pride in their abilities as sorters and couriers! To think that some nonce out there doubted their abilities to deliver their cargo safely was ludicrous.
If they were so worried there was bubble wrap, packing peanut and so many more measures of safety to prevent the fine china from shattering. Insulting the staff's abilities however, was not a good measure.
Reggie Holst frowned at the great glaring fragile sticker, set out in black and glaring yellow, taunting him with notions of incompetence. Only three packages for Ossus for today, a small brown slip addressed to Padawan Yalawari, a large crate for a...Grrowlandlre, that name was hard to make out, Wookiees were never known for great penmanship.
Last but not least, a single medium-sized box, with that fragile sticker on the side, name and temple address written in very deliberate block capitals for one Avalore Eden.
The courier strolled through the temple pushing his repulsor lift along the halls, giving jovial greetings to those he passed. Reggie was well-known here, delivering packages to Jedi Temples after all required a certain amount of clearance and he was their regular.
With standard banter in tow the courier came to the temple administrator (somebody had to retain a sense of order and sense) and they moved through the old motions of signing, and confirming the delivery with a mild amount of morning flirtation on the go. He liked Gladys, might not have made it as a Jedi but she was a real ray of sunshine on the morning run.
After a brief chat the repulsor lift was pushed through to the mailhouse and the packages dropped off to be collected by their recipients.
His job was done, and with a cheery whistle and a skip in his step Reggie Holst moved on to the next job, not for a moment ever thinking about what his parcels might have contained.
[member="Avalore Eden"] | [member="Vrag"]