James Vader
So out of your league

NAME: James Vader
FACTION: The One Sith
RANK: Epic Bad Boy
SPECIES: Morrellian
AGE: 69
SEX: Jesus
HEIGHT: 5’11”
WEIGHT: 190 lbs
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Red
FORCE SENSITIVE: Yes
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STRENGTHS:
Material Boy. This filthy-rich Sith Apprentice lives in a Coruscant penthouse and flies around in a Bardau-Class Yacht
Like, totally awesome in the Force. Can solve a HoloRubic’s cube with a pensive stare
Dreamboat. Holds girls' hair when they throw up at parties
Epic cockiness. His smirks can literally stop time
Wears sunglasses at night. Sometimes bumps into things
Spice addiction. Like every good bad boy, James Vader doesn’t say no. But all that spice gives him a bad case of the crazy eyes and the occasional nosebleed.
Annoying jam sessions. He is the guy that always brings out the guitar at a party. And plays it all night long
APPEARANCE:
With his piercing blue eyes and withering stare, James Vader makes Sith girls weak in the knees. However, looking so good comes at a price. Sometimes a simple glance in the mirror throws James into a K-hole of narcissism. James has to stare for hours just to sate his lust for himself.
BIOGRAPHY:
James Vader keeps his life a closely guarded secret, but this is what we know about the legend that is James Vader:
James Vader once stole [member="Connor Harrison"]’s prom date
James Vader dates the pretty blonde Sith Lord, but secretly lusts after the punk Jedi girl
James Vader had perfect attendance in school. They never saw him, but he was there...
James Vader can blow dry his perfectly feathered locks underwater
James Vader photobombs his own selfies
James Vader always hood slides into a land speeder
SHIP:
Bardau-class Yacht, natch