Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
Janis Connolly
General Information
Loyalties: Mostly himself but also Spaarti Creations
Role: CEO
Development Threads: NA
Age: 49
Species: Human
Force Sensitivity: None
Appearance: "officially" he's twenty pounds overweight, but in reality you could say thirty. But Janis will always say twenty, cause that's the kind of guy he is. Often seen in a blue shirt and tan pants (his favorite outfit) the aged man had a shining grin and thick black hair and despite his role as CEO of Spaarti Creations he's never seen wearing a single piece of formal wear ever. Oh and he's missing a hand, so that's a thing.
Personal Information
Personality: Hail to the king baby. these are some of the words you could use to describe Janis, he's an overconfident, selfish, rude, and at times down right insufferable human being. But despite all that you just can't not love the guy. Janis is the kind of guy who will want to get with your woman and lie about how successful he is even as a CEO of a multi billion credit corporation, he'll take that and lie that it's a trillion credit corporation, really anything to get into somebody's pants. All and all he's a selfish jerk, but a lovable one at that.
Combat Function: he's slow, pudgy, and a bit of an idiot. But when it comes to working a double barreled shotgun the man can defend himself if need be. While any trained soldier could easily beat him in a fight, he won't go quietly and without sass.
Skills:
Really good at drinking: A semi functional alcoholic would be the best way to put it, and functional is used very loosely. The man can drink enough whiskey to poison a baby elephant and if that's not a skill then I don't know what is.
Talks a fair game: As a CEO who has no idea what he's doing the man has literally BS'd his way into this position. So he can talk and talk and eventually it'll sound like he almost knows what he's talking about.
Notable Possessions: A man girdle, nice smile, and forty nine years worth of kicking ass and taking names business cards.
History
Other Notes: After the Red Dawn event Spaarti Creations was placed under corporate sanctions from not only the Galactic Republic but the Corporate Alliance to never again produce a clone army of that size again. So in order to do that someone had to be appointed that would simply sit down, shut up, and take the money. And lucky the one handed janitor on sub section four B dash six was that man appointed by [member="Danger Arceneau"] herself.
Janis was just a janitor working a crap job for crap pay and when he ascended to the rank of CEO overnight there were changes that needed to be made to Spaarti Creations such as "Groovy Fridays" where everyone had to dress in clothes of previous and less than fashionable eras where people looked like extras from A Clockwork Orange.
Regardless before his rise to power the man had been around since the events of the Dark Harvest in his age. He had even killed his fair share of zombies, thus his lost hand. So once his hero days were over he bounced from job to job and trailer park to trailer park until he landed the job on Cartao where he now serves as the current CEO of Spaarti. The man is so monumentally dumb there was just no way he could ever construct, devise, or do anything retaining to making more armies. All the man can do is just take the money and let the company run itself.
