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Jay's Tips n Tricks 2016

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Jsc

Disney's Princess
Just some stuff I decided to write down today. Feel free to add your own thoughts or tips in the comments. :D

  • My Personal Success = My Personal Initiative.
  • In Star Wars: Techo-babble > Real Science. This is always allowed.
  • In Hobby Writing: Ease of Reading > Skill of Writing.
  • If you write an NFU, you will inevitably come to hate The Force.
  • In Star Wars: Blasters can be > Slugthrowers. This is always allowed.
  • In PvP: Walking away from it > Arguing about it.
  • About the Internet: If you don't like it. You can choose not to participate. (But you won't.)
  • About First Impressions: I skimmed your Bio once but I read your Avatar every day.
  • Good Friends = Good Stories.
  • Make friends.
  • Sleep on it.
  • Beskar does not make you a better writer.
  • LOAs > Goodbyes. Write LOAs.
  • Keep a copy of every dramatic PM. You'll laugh at them years later.
  • You're character is sexy. So are you. Because you are real.
  • You're PMs can be dishonest, but your fantasies never are.
  • They have replied to you naked at least once.
  • It is better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
  • Your writing is not tasteful. I've seen your thread titles.
  • 50% of the people who compliment you are just fishing.
  • 50% of the people who troll you are just bored.
  • 50% of the people on this website think their Anime rip-offs are original.
  • Statistics are dumb.
  • I've never been Blocked for my politics or my religion. However, I have for my opinion about cats and turbolasers.
  • There really really really is such a thing as a stupid question.
  • I've written that my grandmothers have died at least four times in my LOAs.
  • "...Smother me in your character's breasts" is a very acceptable form of flattery. However, it is usually not an acceptable invitation to RP.
  • Said no man ever.
  • Your character's weaknesses suck. We've accepted this.
  • Some of my favorite people are really crappy writers.
  • Our characters are all bad people.
  • My male characters are never gay because I can't write gay male fantasy sex. Lesbians however...
  • Luke + Leia = Hot.
  • There are no fortune cookies in Star Wars.
  • When ordering food or drink in Star Wars, you don't have to be original.
  • If you link me to a picture of your character's outfit, at least make it sexy.
  • The shorter your reply? The less likely my boss is to catch me reading it.
  • The most common reason I Block people is custom formatting.
  • Center Alignment is the devil.
  • You won't win an argument by cussing at me. However, you can get mad props and a thumbs up if you do it in a way I've never heard before.
  • It's okay to have a favorite Admin.
  • As long as there are stupid people. There will always be drama.
  • The more you want to reply to an OOC thread. The more likely it is that you probably shouldn't.
  • If you see an account named Tefka online while browsing other RP sites. Yeah, it's probably him. Because he's bored with your chit already.
  • The only proper reply to a JSC thread is a snarky GIF.
  • Because reasons.
 
Jay Scott Clark said:
The more you want to reply to an OOC thread. The more likely it is that you probably shouldn't.


Jay Scott Clark said:
The only proper reply to a JSC thread is a snarky GIF.
Get out of my head!

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- If it smells like cheese, its probably my gym socks
- Don't eat my gym socks, eat cheese
- The more dramatic the LOA, the less likely it is to last
- The shorter the promised LOA, the longer it will really be
 

Jsc

Disney's Princess
Darth Pyrrhus said:
What I'm left with now is, I really want your body. Oh, and what about cats? Did you say something about cats??? <--- Super creepy like

(yes, I fixed your quote too) (Because you said these things) (You really really did) (This was all you bby)
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Sanya Val Lerium

Neutral, Queen of Her people, Neko
[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

- normal nfu "llook in the cargo where I keep my karks, you will see it's empty."

- madolorian nfu "look in their cargo where I keep my karks, you will see it's full of weapons because I'm sick of your poodoo."

- dose this post need a sick ass song? Spends an hour listening to your favorite songs and forgets about the post till later.
 
Jay Scott Clark said:
The more you want to reply to an OOC thread. The more likely it is that you probably shouldn't.
This was me for like, twenty minutes, I really wanted to justify some of my choices, but I just decided to. Mention. This... *sigh*

I also have no snarky gifs to post :/.
 
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