Jsc
Disney's Princess
Just some stuff I decided to write down today. Feel free to add your own thoughts or tips in the comments.
- My Personal Success = My Personal Initiative.
- In Star Wars: Techo-babble > Real Science. This is always allowed.
- In Hobby Writing: Ease of Reading > Skill of Writing.
- If you write an NFU, you will inevitably come to hate The Force.
- In Star Wars: Blasters can be > Slugthrowers. This is always allowed.
- In PvP: Walking away from it > Arguing about it.
- About the Internet: If you don't like it. You can choose not to participate. (But you won't.)
- About First Impressions: I skimmed your Bio once but I read your Avatar every day.
- Good Friends = Good Stories.
- Make friends.
- Sleep on it.
- Beskar does not make you a better writer.
- LOAs > Goodbyes. Write LOAs.
- Keep a copy of every dramatic PM. You'll laugh at them years later.
- You're character is sexy. So are you. Because you are real.
- You're PMs can be dishonest, but your fantasies never are.
- They have replied to you naked at least once.
- It is better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
- Your writing is not tasteful. I've seen your thread titles.
- 50% of the people who compliment you are just fishing.
- 50% of the people who troll you are just bored.
- 50% of the people on this website think their Anime rip-offs are original.
- Statistics are dumb.
- I've never been Blocked for my politics or my religion. However, I have for my opinion about cats and turbolasers.
- There really really really is such a thing as a stupid question.
- I've written that my grandmothers have died at least four times in my LOAs.
- "...Smother me in your character's breasts" is a very acceptable form of flattery. However, it is usually not an acceptable invitation to RP.
- Said no man ever.
- Your character's weaknesses suck. We've accepted this.
- Some of my favorite people are really crappy writers.
- Our characters are all bad people.
- My male characters are never gay because I can't write gay male fantasy sex. Lesbians however...
- Luke + Leia = Hot.
- There are no fortune cookies in Star Wars.
- When ordering food or drink in Star Wars, you don't have to be original.
- If you link me to a picture of your character's outfit, at least make it sexy.
- The shorter your reply? The less likely my boss is to catch me reading it.
- The most common reason I Block people is custom formatting.
- Center Alignment is the devil.
- You won't win an argument by cussing at me. However, you can get mad props and a thumbs up if you do it in a way I've never heard before.
- It's okay to have a favorite Admin.
- As long as there are stupid people. There will always be drama.
- The more you want to reply to an OOC thread. The more likely it is that you probably shouldn't.
- If you see an account named Tefka online while browsing other RP sites. Yeah, it's probably him. Because he's bored with your chit already.
- The only proper reply to a JSC thread is a snarky GIF.
- Because reasons.