i have no clue what's happening
The premise had been simple enough. Find out more information about a smuggling ring operating on Arkax Station. So far they hadn't seemed to dive too deep into anything particularly dangerous, there was no real record of any altercations or anything involving them, so it was the perfect mission for a Padawan to start getting his feet wet with independent training. Especially if that Padawan was no good spacer-scum himself, who could fit in perfectly—why, he might even know some of the smugglers!
Enter Marus Saretti.
Marus knew smugglers and their like particularly well. One of the things he knew was how easy it could be to scare them off. A random Jedi hops on board a passenger ship coming from Kashyyyk, everybody knows about it, information is transmitted to the station, their in-guy with the administration gets a look at it and tips them off, and—
Yeah. Exactly. No more smugglers.
So that option was right out. He didn't have a fake identity set-up, so he couldn't work with that either. No ship to call his own. And, of course, any ship he could request use of would be pretty clearly a Jedi Ship. No-doubt, this strange cult would frown upon him making a fake identity to get by. So, what was he to do? Simple. He just had to spontaneously exist upon the station. No record of arrival, no ship he was tied to, just somebody that was there. Somebody that was maybe even always there, as far as anybody else knew. That sort of thing wouldn't tip off the smugglers at all, if anything, it would just make him interesting, but not necessarily a run-and-hide threat. With the right questions he'd be talking to them and figuring out what was going on, easy.
And, just his luck, there was some Deep Core transport ship—from Empress Titty or Tata or some planet named like that—that had their return flight plan set to take them to Arkac Station as one of their next stops. Even better, they were picking up cargo while they were on Kashyyyk—primarily foodstuffs—that was all in boxes that Marus could manage to hide in, which was just what he did. Grease some palms at the spaceport, find the emptiest box, readjust its contents a little, shove himself in, and get the worker he bribed to shove him in with a jury-rigged quick release to get himself back out so he could find somewhere better, less cramped, to hide.
Now it was a few hours later. He'd been loaded up, jostled around far too much, thankfully they didn't load anything on top of him (how terrible would that be?), they blasted off into hyperspace, and after hearing some cleaning person route around for a bit, the noises had finally stopped. Nobody seemed to be nearby, the door had shut and cleaning person seemed to be gone. He popped the top, uncurled himself, stretched, looked around—
Oh.
It looked like cleaning guy must have just been taking a short break for a moment.
"Well. Looks like I might be in some deep mopak right about now."
Lief
Enter Marus Saretti.
Marus knew smugglers and their like particularly well. One of the things he knew was how easy it could be to scare them off. A random Jedi hops on board a passenger ship coming from Kashyyyk, everybody knows about it, information is transmitted to the station, their in-guy with the administration gets a look at it and tips them off, and—
Yeah. Exactly. No more smugglers.
So that option was right out. He didn't have a fake identity set-up, so he couldn't work with that either. No ship to call his own. And, of course, any ship he could request use of would be pretty clearly a Jedi Ship. No-doubt, this strange cult would frown upon him making a fake identity to get by. So, what was he to do? Simple. He just had to spontaneously exist upon the station. No record of arrival, no ship he was tied to, just somebody that was there. Somebody that was maybe even always there, as far as anybody else knew. That sort of thing wouldn't tip off the smugglers at all, if anything, it would just make him interesting, but not necessarily a run-and-hide threat. With the right questions he'd be talking to them and figuring out what was going on, easy.
And, just his luck, there was some Deep Core transport ship—from Empress Titty or Tata or some planet named like that—that had their return flight plan set to take them to Arkac Station as one of their next stops. Even better, they were picking up cargo while they were on Kashyyyk—primarily foodstuffs—that was all in boxes that Marus could manage to hide in, which was just what he did. Grease some palms at the spaceport, find the emptiest box, readjust its contents a little, shove himself in, and get the worker he bribed to shove him in with a jury-rigged quick release to get himself back out so he could find somewhere better, less cramped, to hide.
Now it was a few hours later. He'd been loaded up, jostled around far too much, thankfully they didn't load anything on top of him (how terrible would that be?), they blasted off into hyperspace, and after hearing some cleaning person route around for a bit, the noises had finally stopped. Nobody seemed to be nearby, the door had shut and cleaning person seemed to be gone. He popped the top, uncurled himself, stretched, looked around—
Oh.
It looked like cleaning guy must have just been taking a short break for a moment.
"Well. Looks like I might be in some deep mopak right about now."
Lief