Hello!
Uh, one sec...
*reads note cards*
So, you see, that is why you should- oh, snap, wrong one... just gimme a sec here...
*shuffles cards*
No, not that one, uh... nope... ah! Here it is!
*recites in exaggerated tone*
"Why play with those mean old Sith when you could join the Galactic Republic? They may have cookies... but we have brownies! And, uh, cake! And pie! Plus, when you stay with us, you retain your beautiful features! Sure, Sith start out hotter... but when you stay with them your appearance slowly changes as your heart turns to black, rotted dust! Join the Republic today and fight for the betterment of yourself... and the whole galaxy!"
...
Man, the 'Pubs sure are cheesy with their propaganda... Hey, [member="Corvus Raaf"], am I doing this whole recruiting thing right?...
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Okay, the super long joke is over. I hope you enjoyed my masterpiece of amusement.
For my actual response to this: I have a few Sith and darkside characters if you want to write with one of those. There's [member="Nemesis K. Khurshid"], the giant space lizard from the One Sith, there's [member="Ire'Rain Sekairo"], the crazy lady who works for Vornskr, there's [member="Vargent Nordii"], the Jedi-turned-Sith who can't see, and then there's [member="Azrael Asura"] who works with the Primeval.
[member="Severa Everglade"]