The Eternal Queen
Hi. Feena, Queen of Naboo here. As Queen, I it is my job to send potential heroes on pointless quests for treasures that don't actually do anything. For glory and stuff.
Don't get all bent out of shape! These are not my rules, you know. This is just how it's done. You can't be a hero without first completing some pointless quest for some stupid artifact that does nothing. The road to being a real hero isn't easy, you know! There are things we all don't want to do! You just have to suck it up and go adventuring. For me.
So, here it goes! Who's up for adventure? You! Yes, you. I'm talking to you. Don't ignore me. Just raise your hand politely and I'll know you're interested.
Don't get all bent out of shape! These are not my rules, you know. This is just how it's done. You can't be a hero without first completing some pointless quest for some stupid artifact that does nothing. The road to being a real hero isn't easy, you know! There are things we all don't want to do! You just have to suck it up and go adventuring. For me.
So, here it goes! Who's up for adventure? You! Yes, you. I'm talking to you. Don't ignore me. Just raise your hand politely and I'll know you're interested.